Welcome to the Rock

Adventures
Seeds of Destruction The Evacuation of Waterdeep Who Lurks Below? Xanathaaaaaaar! No One Can Hear You Scream Welcome to the Rock Rocky Reception Rock and Roll Flight of the Kindori Pod Topolah's Tower The Hunt for The Last Breath To Infinity's and Beyond The Jungles of Doomspace The Arena of Blood Foul Play Spelljammers in Training Into Xaryxispace The Battle of Xaryxis The Last Light of Xaryxis Realmspace Restored
Campaigns
A Grand Tour of the Sword Coast‎ Tomb of Annihilation‎ Waterdeep: Dragon Heist‎ Baldur's Gate: Descent into Avernus‎ Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden The Wild Beyond the Witchlight Light of Xaryxis Turn of Fortune's Wheel Vecna: Eve of Ruin
Others
Split The Party Tales of the Champions Time Gates Trials of Mount Tiamat

Welcome To The Rock is one of the adventures in the campaign: Light of Xaryxis.

	Explore the Rock of Bral, trading for repair equipment, while pursued by a furious reigar!
Requirement(s)	Must have completed "No One Can Hear You Scream"
Objective(s)	Complete Area 450
Restriction(s)	No restrictions
Rewards(?)	×900 ×???	Formation

Variants

Welcome to the Band

	Explore the Rock of Bral, while escorting a music act to the Happy Beholder!
Requirement(s)	Must have completed "Welcome to the Rock"
Objective(s)	Complete Area 500
Restriction(s)	Four musicians join the formation. Your champions deal +1000% damage for each Barf in the formation, including the four escorts, stacking multiplicatively.
Rewards(?)	×1,000 ×???	Formation
Patron: Mirt	Complete Area 600	×5.96e06 ×1.20e04
Patron: Vajra	Complete Area 625	×9.42e06 ×1.31e04
Patron: Strahd	Complete Area 650	×1.49e07 ×1.36e04
Patron: Zariel	Complete Area 675	×2.35e07 ×1.48e04
Patron: Elminster	Complete Area 825	×3.68e08 ×2.14e04

Welcome to the Vrocks

	Explore the Rock of Bral, trading for repair equipment, while pursued by a furious flock of vrocks!
Requirement(s)	Must have completed "Welcome to the Rock" Must have completed 17 Xaryxis adventures or variants.
Objective(s)	Complete Area 550
Restriction(s)	1-2 Vrocks spawn with each wave. They don't drop gold or count towards quest progress. Champions with Melee attacks deal no damage.
Rewards(?)	×1100 ×???	Formation
Patron: Mirt	Complete Area 650	×1.49e07 ×1.36e04
Patron: Vajra	Complete Area 675	×2.35e07 ×1.48e04
Patron: Strahd	Complete Area 700	×3.72e07 ×1.54e04
Patron: Zariel	Complete Area 725	×5.89e07 ×1.66e04
Patron: Elminster	Complete Area 850	×5.82e08 ×2.21e04

Waves

Type	Waves	Bosses	Favored By
dummy_value	0	0	Check the below list of supported monster-types

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Transcript

Welcome to the Rock
Explore the Rock of Bral, trading for repair equipment, while pursued by a furious reigar!
Area	Goal		Quests & Cinematics
Elaina:	Welcome to the Rock of Bral! One of the most welcoming places in all of Wildspace!
Sailor:	Hey!
Elaina:	All sorts live on the Rock in relative harmony. We'll get the Moondancer repaired and you can seek out someone to help with stopping the destruction of your planet by the Xaryxians and/or space clowns.
Sailor:	Hey! You can't dock there!
Celeste:	Elaina, I think that sailor wants you to move the ship.
Elaina:	Well he'd better think again, because I'M NOT MOVING SPACE DUST!
1	Defeat 25 Enemies		Welcome to the Rock of Bral! Or is it the Rock of Brawl? These shiphands and space mollymawks want to test your mettle!
Sailor:	You're Elaina Sartell!
Elaina:	That's right! And this is the Moondancer. I need to barter for repairs.
Sailor:	You still owe us for the last time you docked for repairs!
Flapjack:	...ooh, I did forget that.
Elaina:	Well...we'll just be on our way then.
Sailor:	Oh no you don't! We're keeping the ship until you can pay your bill!
Elaina:	You can't keep my ship! I need my ship!
Sailor:	And we need our money.
Jarlaxle:	Can we get the salvage we're going to sell off the ship first?
Sailor:	That's part of the ship, so no!
Elaina:	We don't have enough salvage to pay for two rounds of repairs.
Jarlaxle:	Just trust me, we need to get to the salvage.
2	Defeat 25 Enemies		You're just trying to negotiate repairs, but the shiphands want to rumble! Fight back!
Jarlaxle:	We do a classic Luskan Swap Meet. Trade the salvage for something we can entice a better merchant with. Keep going until we've got something we can sell or barter to cover your bill and the repairs.
Elaina:	That's...not a bad idea.
Squiddly:	And then we get to see the Rock of Bral!
Farideh:	And maybe we can find someone who can do a sending to Laeral.
Xedalli:	And perhaps you can do something about your...clothes?
Nordom:	The idea's efficacy is rapidly dropping. Those bird-like creatures have seized the ship controls you wish to trade with.
3	Collect 25 Ship Controls		Space mollymawks remind you a lot of seagulls -- they're certainly jerks like seagulls! Get that salvage back!
Havilar:	Who exactly buys junky pieces of mind flayer ships?
Minsc:	If we are intimidating enough, anybody!
Elaina:	Hmmm...Actually...The Drydock's not a terrible place to start. Hey! Where's your boss?
Sailor:	Are you trying to go over my head? I AM the boss.
Elaina:	No you aren't! I know who runs this Drydock! Where's Amina?
Sailor:	I don't like your tone! Either put 'em up or get out of here!
4	Defeat 25 Enemies		More shiphands come at you! Defend the Moondancer!
Amina:	What's...what's happenin' out here?
Elaina:	Hey! Amina, it's me! Elaina!
Jarlaxle:	Do you want to do this that way when you owe her money?
Amina:	Elaina? Don't you owe me money?
Elaina:	I've got some nautiloid salvage. Looking for a trade. What if I took those wooden hammers off your hands?
Amina:	Taking my livelihood? An' my money? Elaina, how could you? HOW COULD YOU?
5	Defeat the Drunken Sailor		This drunken sailor doesn't want to hear your excuses -- she wants to fight!
Elaina:	In my defense, I forgot she was kind of a mean drunk.
Amina:	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...Those're some nice nautiloid controls. Whaddya want for 'em?
Sailor:	Boss...she owes you money.
Amina:	Shush up Hardy, the grownups are talkin'. I'll tell you what, I've got a bunch of rations that those stinkin' reigar never picked up. It's all gonna go bad. I'll trade you the reigar rations for the nautiloid controls.
Jarlaxle:	That we can definitely work with.
Elaina:	Deal!
6	Defeat 25 Enemies		Negotiations have completed -- but the shiphands are still rowdy! Hold your own!
Jarlaxle:	All right, we're looking for a merchant who deals with--what did she say? Reigar?
Xedalli:	The reigar are cephalopod people who fly the living ships you call esthetics. You have purchased a large quantity of dried squid.
Jarlaxle:	...actually that makes things easier.
Xedalli:	Let us hope we don't encounter the reigar. They live to make art and war. And art is a form of war for them.
Jarlaxle:	I mean, sounds a lot like home. But I wouldn't want to run into a bunch of Lolthite drow up here either, so point taken. Avoid the reigar. Find a different squid buyer.
Hastain:	I am Hastain of the Reigar! I demand to speak to the yard boss!
Hastain:	To whom does this piece of flotsam belong?
Elaina:	That'd be me.
Hastain:	Do you wish to explain the tentacle burns on your hull? Or the fact that my esthetic has been found floating lifeless in Wildspace?
Elaina:	Do you want to explain why an unpiloted esthetic was roaming Wildspace and attacked my ship unprovoked?
Hastain:	The insolence! I'll show you.
Squiddly:	Oh wow, why are there suddenly so many of them!
7	Defeat 25 Enemies		Well, you've found the reigar -- and they're not a fan of you! Fight the shiphands and the reigar's golems!
Xedalli:	How...how are you doing that? Reigar are only supposed to create one golem from their talarith at a time!
Hastain:	Impudence upon impudence! My skills are not...wait. You look familiar.
Xedalli:	Um, no I don't think so.
Havilar:	She's our...sister! Half-sister. We were all adopted by a dragonborn, but um, there's no space elves here! Hey, sister, get behind Minsc.
Farideh:	We don't have anything to say to you.
Hastain:	Well then my golems will force you to talk.
8	Collect 25 Tridents		Where'd all these reigar come from? Take their tridents!
9	Defeat 25 Enemies		Settle down, you shiphands! Quell the crowd!
Hastain:	That is the Princess Xedalli. The Xaryxian Empire and her brother, Xeleth, a good friend of mine, are looking for her. Hand her over.
Minsc:	We will not be doing that. We do not negotiate with evil!
Boo:	Squeak!
Minsc:	Correction: Unless it has narrative resonance.
Hastain:	Well then. I suppose I'll just have to take her.
10	Defeat the Hastain		Hastain is furious you destroyed their esthetic! They demand justice -- in blood!
Celeste:	They're fleeing. Maybe that will buy us some time to get the money for the ship repairs.
Jarlaxle:	I think we need to prioritize getting Xedalli a disguise too. Who knows if that reigar's the only one who will recognize her?
Elaina:	Well, let's get moving then. We need to head into the Lesser Market.
Xedalli:	This is...a market?
Flapjack:	It's the LESSER Market. But it's the one we won't get thrown out of.
Jarlaxle:	All right, so we need to off-load these reigar rations before Hastain realizes we have them, because I'm going to guess these were meant for their ship. Do you know anyone who might use dried squid as an ingredient?
Flapjack:	Oh I do! There's a smoothie stall over there. Run by a dohwar called Peedi.
Havilar:	What's a smoothie?
Flapjack:	Oh you'll love them! They're a cold drink full of delicious flavors, usually fruit, but really you can make anything a smoothie! Peedi's is really popular....Oh there's a line...OH THE LINE IS FULL OF THOSE ANGRY SHIPHANDS!
11	Defeat 25 Enemies		It's getting real in the smoothie line! Hold your place!
Peedi:	Smoothies! Get your smoothies! Today only, I have strawberry and megapede eggs!
Flapjack:	Hey, Peedi! How's business?
Peedi:	Busy! What can I get you?
Flapjack:	Oh let's see...do you have any stardust and bamba fruit?
Sailor:	If you don't know what you want, get out of line!
12	Defeat 25 Enemies		All sorts of people call the Rock of Bral home including these angry mezzoloths!
Havilar:	I want the WEIRDEST flavor you have!
Peedi:	Blueberry banana coming up.
Jarlaxle:	While you're making that, we're looking to barter. We have some dried squid we need to offload. Do you have anything you'd trade for that?
Peedi:	Well I could use some dried squid for sure. Very popular flavor. I always run out before the next delivery. But it's not a very expensive ingredient you understand?
Jarlaxle:	Just tell me what you've got.
Peedi:	Well...I have this stack of rocks I've sorted out from juicing the megapede eggs. You could have those? Just have to haul them off and...HEY! Hey those are not free with purchase! Put them down!
13	Collect 25 Space Rocks		The mezzoloths want to make off with your rocks! Get them back!
Squiddly:	These rocks are so cool!
Jarlaxle:	Thank you very much, saer.
Celeste:	What are we going to do with the rocks?
Jarlaxle:	We're going to find someone who wants to trade them for something more expensive of course!
14	Defeat 25 Enemies		There are so many things for sale in the Lesser Market! But there are also so many things to fight off! Stand your ground!
Elaina:	All right, best I can think of, there's another dohwar merchant on the other side of the market. Lula. She was talking about building a new storefront last time we docked, maybe she could use the rocks.
Jarlaxle:	Sounds like a good next step. Lead the way!
Havilar:	Owww...I drank the smoothie too fast and gave myself a headache.
Ultroloth:	You! You took the last blueberry banana smoothie! This will not stand!
15	Defeat the Ultroloth		The ultroloth is furious you took the last blueberry banana smoothie! First come, first serve, my guy!
Elaina:	So we're topside of the Rock -- this is all the city of Bral. The leading edge up there, that's the High City, then you've got the Middle City, and down here on the trailing edge, this is the Low City. North you have the Burrows, that's the halfling neighborhood, and Gifftown, which is obviously where the giff have historically lived.
Farideh:	Who are the giff?
Elaina:	Oh see that huge shiphand with the big gray head? That's a giff. And...okay I shouldn't have pointed. He's coming at us with his friends!
16	Defeat 25 Enemies		You just can't shake those shiphands! Weapons up!
Astral Elf Commander:	...we're looking for a motley band that is escorting a well-dressed astral elf. Have you seen them?
Lula:	Nope.
Farideh:	Xedalli! Hide!
Astral Elf Commander:	You didn't think about my question for very long. Perhaps you want to consider further.
Lula:	Look, Xaryxians. I'm on a schedule, why don't you go bother that motley band over there?
17	Defeat 25 Enemies		Oh no! The Xaryxians are here too! Hide Xedalli and drive them off!
Astral Elf Commander:	By order of the Xaryxian Empire, you are required to submit to a search of your persons and --
Jarlaxle:	Sorry, did we land in the Xaryxian Empire when I wasn't paying attention? Because I'm pretty sure Bral isn't in your territory, you don't have anything to plausibly accuse us of, and we're here to do business with Lula here anyway.
Lula:	I don't know you either, bub.
Jarlaxle:	Nope. But I see Elaina was correct, you're building a new shop. I've got a bunch of high-quality space rock, perfect for construction and I'm looking for a deal. Anything I can take off your hands?
Lula:	Hmmmm...I have some leftover copper wire I don't need.
Astral Elf Commander:	What is happening here? Guards! Seize the contraband!
18	Collect 25 Lengths of Copper Wire		Lula will trade space rocks for copper wire! You just have to get the wire back!
Lula:	Ugh, Xaryxians, am I right? All right, good deal. Have a nice day and get off my construction site.
Celeste:	With some of this wire we can cast a sending back to Laeral!
Jarlaxle:	ONE piece. You can have ONE piece -- this is getting better but it's not enough to cover the repairs.
Nordom:	Query: If we cannot find a trader to take the wire, can I have it?
Jarlaxle:	Oh I'm going to find a trader. Let me think...
Celeste:	All right, the spell's ready, do you have the message?
Farideh:	Yes: Squiddly is safe with us. Traveling to source of vines, hopeful we can reverse it. Let us know Nat and Jenks are safe. Beware clowns.
Laeral:	...Thank the gods you're safe. Nat and Jenks are with me. Vines increasing but we're safe for now. Good luck, but what's this about clowns?
Xedalli:	Psst! Can I come out?
Celeste:	Definitely not!
19	Defeat 25 Enemies		The frenzy of the fight hardly disrupts the market's chaos -- but it does disrupt your plans! Drive them back!
Astral Elf Commander:	If you will not submit and tell us where you are keeping Princess Xedalli, then we will have to break you and take the information by force.
Minsc:	Yes! This is what I signed on for! Thwarting overconfident villains with swords!
20	Defeat the Astral Elf Commander		An astral elf commander demands to know where Xedalli is! Don't tell them anything!
Celeste:	That was close. We need to do something about Xedalli.
Squiddly:	Already on it! Here Xedalli! I made these for you. Now you'll look like a tiefling too.
Havilar:	Hey then we COULD be sisters!
Not-Xedalli:	Does it...look all right?
Jarlaxle:	I mean...plausible?
Minsc:	When did Xedalli become a tiefling? Is that possible?
Havilar:	Well, this place is a dump.
Celeste:	Squiddly, stick close to me. Don't drink ANYTHING. Or touch anything. Or look at anyone.
Jarlaxle:	This is perfect. Lot of wererats. That's great.
Elaina:	I have got to see this.
Jarlaxle:	Just point me at the proprietor.
Elaina:	That would be Maya. She's behind the bar. And behind all those feisty patrons.
21	Defeat 25 Enemies		The Rockrat, a hive of scum and villainy, with very affordable drinks! Fight those rowdy patrons!
22	Defeat 25 Enemies		Wererats and feisty shiphands interrupt your trading! Send them packing!
Maya:	Settle down, you lot! This is a respectable establishment.
Not-Xedalli:	Hm.
Jarlaxle:	Shush, I'm working. Ahem -- Of course it's a respectable establishment, but have you asked yourself, 'how can I attract a higher quality of client? How can I get the big spender wererats to come to the Rockrat Tavern?'
Maya:	Huh. You know I would like better customers. This lot keeps stealing the tankards!
Minsc:	This is what I signed up for! Smiting criminals and collecting stuff!
23	Collect 25 Rockrat Tankards		Those tankards are not complimentary with purchase! Get them back!
Jarlaxle:	What if I told you that I had the latest in tavern snacks for the discerning wererat?
Maya:	I'm listening...
Jarlaxle:	Constantly growing incisors mean the need to chew is more than an urge -- but why do that with boring wood when you can have this copper wire snack mix? Offer me a trade.
Nordom:	Warning: Copper wire is not a food source for organic creatures!
Jarlaxle:	You still want to chew on it though, don't you?
Maya:	Like you wouldn't believe! I'll trade you these maps of Wildspace for that snack mix.
Jarlaxle:	A pleasure doing business with you.
Maya:	Oh this is going to bring in so much good business! You hear that, you bums! I'm going to have actual good customers!
Wererat King:	Is my gang suddenly not good enough for you?
Maya:	I said what I said!
Nordom:	Peril is increasing. We should depart.
Minsc:	No! We should FIGHT!
24	Defeat 25 Enemies		Maya's aspirations have angered the Wererat King and his gang! Fight your way to the exit!
25	Defeat the Wererat King		The Wererat King dives into the fight! Drive him out of the Rockrat so you can be on your way!
Jarlaxle:	All right, we're getting somewhere good. These maps are very detailed. Who could use them?
Not-Xedalli:	I believe I know exactly where to go.
Not-Xedalli:	Xenotermination Limited. The best monster-hunters in Wildspace.
Havilar:	WHAT?
Farideh:	Havi --
Havilar:	THERE'S A WHOLE ORGANIZATION FOR MONSTER-HUNTING? Can we do, like a sidequest where I get really, really good at fighting space monsters?
Xenotermination Mercenary:	This is an audition only organization. Prepare to fight!
26	Defeat 25 Enemies		Xenotermination Limited is a mercenary company that specializes in taking out Wildspace monsters -- but they want to practice on you first!
27	Defeat 25 Enemies		These mercenaries won't quit! Now the space guppies join in!
Celeste:	Enough!
Xenotermination Mercenary:	Oh this is a multi-stage interview. Only the best become Xenotermination mercenaries. But you're doing very well!
Jarlaxle:	We're here to make an offer. We've got maps of Wildspace to trade --
Xenotermination Mercenary:	This one's another practical exam! Twenty-five fighters assault you at the same time! What do you do?
Jarlaxle:	Blast! The maps!
28	Collect 25 Wildspace Maps		This 'interview' is taking its toll -- your maps are scattered everywhere! Get them back!
Jarlaxle:	Look! We're trying to trade these maps -- they're full of details from previous travelers, lots of good intelligence. What can you offer us?
Xenotermination Mercenary:	Hmm...how do you feel about contraband?
Jarlaxle:	...Is this another interview question?
Xenotermination Mercenary:	It's not NOT an interview question!
29	Defeat 25 Enemies		Another round means you're closer to a deal -- and closer to collapse! Keep fighting!
Xenotermination Mercenary:	Let's say, someone -- nobody YOU know -- found a lunar dragon hoard and maybe a lunar dragon that wasn't home and maybe someone found three intact spelljamming helms in this hoard --
Elaina:	THREE?
Xenotermination Mercenary:	And let's say these helms belonged to a certain empire that is not known for being very understanding about how people came into possession of their things. Would you be willing to trade the maps for those stripped down helms?
Jarlaxle:	Let me confer with my colleagues.
Jarlaxle:	Elaina will that cover the repairs?
Elaina:	That would cover the repairs on three ships! Amina will take them -- she'll know who to sell them to.
Not-Xedalli:	Are you seriously considering accepting stolen Xaryxian property in payment? They will execute you!
Jarlaxle:	Well, I figure they're already prepared to kill us because we saved you. And if you get to be empress and decide to kill us...Well, you don't seem stupid to me, and we've made it pretty clear we're not going down easy.
Xenotermination Mercenary:	Do we have a deal? Hey! Kid! Don't touch that crate! DON'T TOUCH THAT CRATE!
30	Defeat the Bulette		That crate had a bulette in it! Stop that land-shark!
Jarlaxle:	Let's say someone wanted to make a deal: Where would they pick up these helms?
Xenotermination Mercenary:	Let's just say that crate that says 'Danger: Sidereal Scorpions' is mislabeled.
Jarlaxle:	Say no more, my friend. Pleasure doing business.
Havilar:	Wait a second -- did we pass the interview?
Farideh:	Havi, come on.
Havilar:	DID I PASS THE INTERVIEW?!
31	Defeat 25 Enemies		Back in the Drydock, where magical repairs send animated coals skittering across the ground! Duck those mollymawks and snuff those coals!
Elaina:	Hey! You! Where's Amina? I got something for her!
Sailor:	Not you again! We've already got your ship, we don't need your lip!
Elaina:	What do you think you're doing with my ship?
Sailor:	Gonna start breaking it down for parts.
Elaina:	Get away from the Moondancer!
32	Defeat 25 Enemies		Those shiphands intend to take apart the Moondancer! Stop them!
33	Collect 25 Buckets of Space Tar		Space tar is great for sealing down the hull! But dumped on your head it's a lot of trouble! Get it back!
34	Defeat 25 Enemies		Nobody at the Drydock wants to listen! You have such an offer to make! Oh well, keep making a fuss until you can talk to the boss!
Amina:	Ughhh...I was takin' a nap. What's going on out here?
Elaina:	You're scuttling my ship?!
Amina:	Maybe. Which one's your ship?
Jarlaxle:	I have it Elaina. Amina, isn't it?
Amina:	Who wants to know?
Jarlaxle:	Have I got a deal for you.
Amina:	...THREE?
Jarlaxle:	Keep it quiet. Three helms ought to cover repairs on the Moondancer, Elaina's debts, and maybe get her a tab for the next round of repairs?
Amina:	Yeah, that'll do. Wow. Three. All right, Elaina, your ship will be ready in a few days. Just...Hey! Hey! Get those coals away from each other! You know they like to form up...Ah, look they're forming up...
35	Defeat the Animated Coal Golem		The animated coals have formed an animated coal golem! Take it down before it burns down the whole Drydock!
Elaina:	Come on. We can get something to eat in here and figure out where you can get assistance.
Large Luigi:	Welcome! Welcome! To the Happy Beholder!
Flapjack:	Hi Large Luigi!
Squiddly:	Eep! Beholder!
Large Luigi:	Ah, no no. Nothing to fear my good little man. My tavern is the most peaceful place in the Low City! No fighting!
Not-Xedalli:	What about fighting off the rats?
36	Defeat 25 Enemies		The Happy Beholder is hopping -- and those giant rats and mimic chairs are ruining the mood! Fight them off!
Large Luigi:	How embarrassing. I didn't even realize mimics had gotten in! Thank you...good tiefling?
Farideh:	Yes. Tiefling.
Havilar:	We're sisters.
Not-Xedalli:	We...all right.
Squiddly:	Can I be like a cousin? A rascally cousin who gets into hijinks!
Large Luigi:	Well you are correct! Pests don't count. But don't start any fights and don't steal anything! That's not what the Happy Beholder is about! It's a place to be happy!
37	Defeat 25 Enemies		Space guppies and giant rats are really bringing the place down! Help Large Luigi out!
Elaina:	Can we get everyone one plate of the special, Luigi? I'm buying.
Celeste:	Thank you, Elaina. That's very kind
Minsc:	Please do not forget a plate for Boo. He is not hungry, but I will eat it.
Nordom:	I do not require food but I like to feel included.
Celeste:	From the sound of things...we're going to need someone with experience with the Xaryxian Empire -- enough to get Xedalli back behind their lines where she can do some good -- but not someone allied with them. You don't want to turn her over to her brother.
Elaina:	I mean, if that's the route you're choosing...Hey! Mimics! That's OUR dinner!
38	Collect 25 Tavern Dinners		The mimic chairs have taken your food! Get it back!
39	Defeat 25 Enemies		The pests pestering Large Luigi's concerned customers are making a mess!
Not-Xedalli:	I have already agreed to help -- and I will be able to help you best if you get me to Xaryxis and help me defeat my brother. As empress I will have a great deal more power to assist you.
Farideh:	And you will...right?
Not-Xedalli:	I said I would, didn't I?
Squiddly:	Yeah, she said she would!
Xedalli:	Thank you, Squiddly. I...Hey! My horns!
Jarlaxle:	Thieving kenku!
40	Defeat the Kenku Leader		A kenku slips in and steals Xedalli's disguise! Defeat them and get it back!
Squiddly:	Quick! Put them back on!
Hastain:	Too late, Princess. You've been found out.
Large Luigi:	WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT FIGHTING?
Large Luigi:	I SAID NO FIGHTING.
Jarlaxle:	Who was fighting? We were stopping a thief!
Large Luigi:	BY FIGHTING!
Jarlaxle:	No, see we were doing more extermination and he...stepped in front of us. See, look we're still dealing with the rats and stuff!
41	Defeat 25 Enemies		Oh no! The kenku was sent by Hastain! And Large Luigi is furious! Maybe swat some more rats and space guppies to get back on his good side?
Havilar:	I don't think he's buying it, Jarlaxle.
Hastain:	If you're done being ridiculous, the princess is coming with me.
Not-Xedalli:	No, I'm not!
Large Luigi:	Wait...the tiefling is a princess? Are all the tieflings princesses?
Squiddly:	Ooh, then I'm the rascally cousin WHO IS ALSO A PIRATE KING?
Jarlaxle:	Daydream in the middle of the group, Squiddly, this is about to get messy.
42	Defeat 25 Enemies		You're not supposed to fight in the Happy Beholder, but Hastain won't give you a choice! Hold your ground!
Large Luigi:	That's it! Get out! NO FIGHTING!
Elaina:	Let's settle this back at the Drydock.
Hastain:	Happily.
Nordom:	Query: When you suggested the Drydock, were you aware there were astral elves assembled here?
Elaina:	Obviously I was not.
Astral Elf Assassin:	Surrender the princess.
Jarlaxle:	Don't know who you're talking about. All we have are a bunch of tieflings.
Squiddly:	[whispers] What are we going to do?
Minsc:	Do I really need to explain to you what I signed up for? I feel like you are not listening, Squiddly. We crush the evil and take their weapons. It's very simple.
43	Collect 25 Astral Arrows		You know what they say: If you give an elf an arrow, they'll shoot you once. If you take away their arrows, they won't shoot you for at least a little bit.
44	Defeat 25 Enemies		The Xaryxians have shown up to assist Hastain in their vengeance against you! Cut through these armies of bullies!
45	Defeat the Astral Elf Assassin		An astral elf assassin plans to make short work of you! Cut those plans off!
Hastain:	You understand don't you, that you aren't leaving here alive? If you won't give me Princess Xedalli, then I will kill her too -- I've been told this is acceptable. This does not end well for you, but it could be better for her. You destroyed my esthetic.
Jarlaxle:	Self-defense.
Hastain:	You stole my rations.
Jarlaxle:	Purchased abandoned property.
Hastain:	WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING?
Jarlaxle:	Oh, you mean reclaiming my time? Why on every plane would you think you're guaranteed the full monologue? You're a short-term villain at best -- we'll be done with you and on our way soon enough.
Hastain:	Your hubris is delightful. I have the force of Xaryxis on my side.
Havilar:	Yeah, but how many of them are basically elite monster-hunting mercenaries?
Squiddly:	OR secret pirate kings? Huh?
Not-Xedalli:	Wait, please. You're risking so much. I don't know if I can ask this of you.
Celeste:	Xedalli, we already told you. We're in this. We're helping you.
Minsc:	DIE EVIL!
46	Defeat 25 Enemies		The Xaryxians are happy to obey Hastain's orders if they mean fighting you!
47	Defeat 25 Enemies		Hastain's numerous golems come at you, chased by space mollymawks! Fight them off!
Flapjack:	WHY does Hastain have so many golems? I've never seen that before!
Not-Xedalli:	There...might be some experimental magic that I know about. But it was spying only.
Farideh:	...If they're Xaryxian spies, who are they spying on?
Jarlaxle:	Well let's see what they've got on them! Maybe we're about to find a new ally!
48	Collect 25 Notes on Target		The reigar golems are carrying notes on something...find out what!
Hastain:	Don't read those!
Jarlaxle:	Commodore Krux? Hmm...Giff mercenary...oh they do NOT like him...This guy sounds perfect.
Hastain:	Then you can join each other in the afterlife! Get them!
49	Defeat 25 Enemies		This Commodore Krux sounds like a useful person to know! But first you have to battle out of the Drydock!
Nordom:	Statistically you are out of options. We are prevailing.
Hastain:	Then you have miscalculated. You will not humiliate me like this!
50	Defeat the Hastain		In their fury, Hastain holds their ground! Time to go toe-to-toe with the villainous reigar!
Jarlaxle:	Statistically, we are more likely to humiliate them like this than in other ways.
Nordom:	Correct. 100% of encounters result in Hastain fleeing.
Not-Xedalli:	We should be careful. They sounded like they were working directly with my twin brother and he clearly wants me dead.
Havilar:	Wait, your brother took the throne, wants you dead AND he's your twin? That's horrible! That's not how twins work!
Farideh:	I'm...sorry, Xedalli. That has to be hard to face.
Celeste:	Let's work on solving what we can: Starting with finding this Commodore Krux person.
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