The Cursed Farmer

Adventures
A Brief Tour of the Realms The Cursed Farmer The Mad Wizard Beast Intentions Terror in the Dark Unearthed Evil Escort to Waterdeep Waterdeep Detours Underdeep Cartography The Silken Swamp Supply Run The Mists of Ravenloft Family Entanglements Tower on the Lake Seeds of Deceit Flies on the Wall Backtracking Through Barovia Excavating History Towering Expectations Who Lurks in Lurkwood Orcs Are Wild The Sunless Citadel Meepo's Quest Lost in the Goblin Halls The Twilight Grove Into the Unknown The Prison of Velkynvelve Lost in the Underdark Leemooggoogoon Rises Neutral No More Encroaching Madness The Dark Heart The Alien Underdark The Oozing Hunger The Madness of Zuggtmoy The Cult of Lolth The Demon Lords of the Abyss Vecna Lives! Vecna Loots! Return to the Tomb Heatwave The Dread Domain of Tovag The Castle of a Thousand Vecnas The Sanctum of the Sword Get Back In The Castle Checkmate Vecna Out!
Campaigns
A Grand Tour of the Sword Coast‎ Tomb of Annihilation‎ Waterdeep: Dragon Heist‎ Baldur's Gate: Descent into Avernus‎ Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden The Wild Beyond the Witchlight Light of Xaryxis Turn of Fortune's Wheel Vecna: Eve of Ruin
Others
Split The Party Tales of the Champions Time Gates Trials of Mount Tiamat

The Cursed Farmer is one of the adventures in the campaign A Grand Tour of the Sword Coast.

	Investigate the cursed farm you passed earlier
Requirement(s)	Must have completed "A Brief Escort through the Realms"
Objective(s)	Complete Area 50
Rewards(?)	×100 ×???	Formation

Variants

Are Ya Chicken?

	Investigate the cursed farm you passed earlier with some chicken buddies
Requirement(s)	Must have completed "The Cursed Farmer"
Objective(s)	Complete Area 75
Restriction(s)	Four slots in your formation are occupied by chickens.
Rewards(?)	×150 ×???	Formation
Patron: Mirt	Complete Area 250	×9,800 ×3,000
Patron: Vajra	Complete Area 275	×1.54e04 ×3,300
Patron: Strahd	Complete Area 300	×2.44e04 ×3,900
Patron: Zariel	Complete Area 325	×3.86e04 ×4,225
Patron: Elminster	Complete Area 825	×3.68e08 ×2.14e04

Mad Cow Disease

	Investigate the cursed farm you passed earlier while dodging mad cow spit
Requirement(s)	Must have completed "The Cursed Farmer" Must have completed 6 Grand Tour adventures or variants
Objective(s)	Complete Area 100
Restriction(s)	Mad Cows spawn randomly during the adventure. Every few seconds they spit at a random hero, reducing their attack speed by 50% for 10 seconds.
Rewards(?)	×200 ×???	Formation
Patron: Mirt	Complete Area 250	×9,800 ×3,000
Patron: Vajra	Complete Area 275	×1.54e04 ×3,300
Patron: Strahd	Complete Area 300	×2.44e04 ×3,900
Patron: Zariel	Complete Area 325	×3.86e04 ×4,225
Patron: Elminster	Complete Area 825	×3.68e08 ×2.14e04

The Contagious Curse

	Investigate the cursed farm you passed earlier before you get sick
Requirement(s)	Must have completed "The Cursed Farmer" Must have completed 9 Grand Tour adventures or variants
Objective(s)	Complete Area 150
Restriction(s)	Two random slots in your formation are cursed. The curses change slots every 15 seconds. Heroes in cursed slots do no damage and have their upgrades disabled.
Rewards(?)	×300 ×???	Formation
Patron: Mirt	Complete Area 250	×9,800 ×3,000
Patron: Vajra	Complete Area 275	×1.54e04 ×3,300
Patron: Strahd	Complete Area 300	×2.44e04 ×3,900
Patron: Zariel	Complete Area 325	×3.86e04 ×4,225
Patron: Elminster	Complete Area 825	×3.68e08 ×2.14e04

Waves

Type	Waves	Bosses	Favored By
beast	24	2	Imoen, Jaheira, Minsc, Zorbu
demon	10	2
devil	12	0
fiend	12	2	Brother Uriah, Ezmerelda, Farideh, Havilar, Jaheira, Reya, Turiel, Wyll
flying	12	1
gnoll	10	1
goblin	4	0
human	0	2	Dynaheir, Ezmerelda, Jaheira, Kalix, Minsc, Zorbu
humanoid	14	3	Dynaheir, Ezmerelda, Jaheira, Kalix, Minsc, Zorbu
melee	50	10
monstrosity	2	2	Ezmerelda, Imoen, Minsc
ooze	0	1	Kalix
ranged	8	0

Please add all the missing waves definition (with "0 & 0" or no values in case you don’t know them…) based on in-game’s "ENEMY TYPES" data mentionned on adventure’s starting/choice screen, place them between the header & the footer lines (which should remain untouched), and keep the monster-type lines sorted alphabetically. Thanks! (click this link for more info)

Wave	Tags	Monsters	Monster Tags	Image
1	outdoors	Cursed Cow	beast melee
2	outdoors	Cursed Cow, Cursed Rat	beast melee
3	outdoors	Cursed Rat, Vulture	beast melee
4	outdoors	Cursed Rat, Vulture	beast melee
5	outdoors	Cursed Rat ×10	beast melee
Boss	outdoors	Cursed Warhorse	boss beast melee
6	outdoors	Cursed Cow, Cursed Rat	beast melee
7	outdoors	Cursed Rat, Vulture	beast melee
8	outdoors	Cursed Rat, Vulture	beast melee
9	outdoors	Cursed Cow, Cursed Rat	beast melee
10	indoors	Cursed Cow ×5, Cursed Rat ×5	beast melee
Boss	indoors	Cursed Farmhand	boss human humanoid melee
11	underground	Giant Caterpillar	beast melee
12	underground	Giant Caterpillar	beast melee
13	underground	Giant Caterpillar	beast melee
14	underground	Giant Caterpillar	beast melee
15	underground	Giant Caterpillar ×10	beast melee
Boss	underground	Owlbear	boss monstrosity melee
16	underground	Gnoll	demon gnoll humanoid melee ranged
17	underground	Gnoll	demon gnoll humanoid melee ranged
18	underground	Gnoll	demon gnoll humanoid melee ranged
19	underground	Gnoll	demon gnoll humanoid melee ranged
20	underground	Gnoll ×10	demon gnoll humanoid melee ranged
Boss	underground	Gnoll King	boss demon gnoll humanoid melee
21	underground	Gnoll	demon gnoll humanoid melee ranged
22	underground	Gnoll	demon gnoll humanoid melee ranged
23	underground	Gnoll	demon gnoll humanoid melee ranged
24	underground	Slime Covered Gnoll	demon gnoll humanoid melee
25	underground	Slime Covered Gnoll ×10	demon gnoll humanoid melee
Boss	underground	Gelatinous Cube	boss ooze melee
26	underground	Giant Rat, Giant Spider	beast melee
27	underground	Giant Rat, Giant Spider	beast melee
28	underground	Giant Rat, Giant Spider	beast melee
29	underground	Giant Rat, Giant Spider	beast melee
30	underground	Giant Spider ×10	beast melee
Boss	underground	Tarantula	boss beast melee
31	underground	Giant Rat, Giant Spider	beast melee
32	underground	Goblin	goblin humanoid melee
33	underground	Goblin	goblin humanoid melee
34	underground	Goblin, Mimic	goblin humanoid monstrosity melee
35	underground	Goblin ×5, Mimic ×5	goblin humanoid monstrosity melee
Boss	underground	Greater Mimic	boss monstrosity melee
36	underground	Giant Rat, Giant Spider	beast melee
37	underground	Giant Rat, Giant Spider	beast melee
38	underground	Lesser Imp	devil fiend flying melee
39	underground	Lesser Imp	devil fiend flying melee
40	underground	Lesser Imp ×10	devil fiend flying melee
Boss	underground	Shadow Imp	boss fiend flying melee
41	underground	Giant Rat, Giant Spider	beast melee
42	indoors	Lesser Imp	devil fiend flying melee
43	indoors	Lesser Imp	devil fiend flying melee
44	indoors	Lesser Imp	devil fiend flying melee
45	indoors	Lesser Imp ×10	devil fiend flying melee
Boss	indoors	Cursed Cleric	boss human humanoid melee
46	indoors	Lesser Imp	devil fiend flying melee
47	indoors	Lesser Imp	devil fiend flying melee
48	indoors	Lesser Imp	devil fiend flying melee
49	indoors	Lesser Imp	devil fiend flying melee
50	indoors	Lesser Imp ×10	devil fiend flying melee
Boss	indoors	Quasit (boss)	boss demon fiend melee

Transcript

The Cursed Farmer
Investigate the cursed farm you passed earlier
Area	Goal		Quests & Cinematics
Bruenor:	"Something must have made the farmer go mad. Let's investigate the area."
1	Defeat 25 Cows		Thin out the cursed cows so you can search the area.
2	Collect 25 Cursed Rat Tails		Even the rats have gone mad. Gather some cursed tails for your trophy case.
Bruenor:	"Vultures. Blech. These winged scavengers don't deserve our pity."
3	Collect 25 Vulture Feathers		Vultures have begun to appear -- feeding on the dead cows and rats. Hopefully the curse can't be spread by carrion eaters.
4	Defeat 25 Enemies		You hear a crash from the direction of the farmhouse. Head back there to see what caused it.
5	Defeat the Cursed Warhorse		With a loud whinny, a ferocious horse rounds the house and attacks.
Bruenor:	"There was more to that farmer than met the eye."
Nayeli:	"Indeed. How could he have afforded such a powerful warhorse?"
6	Collect 25 Iron Horseshoes		Search the area for anything related to the warhorse.
Bruenor:	"None of this really explains it. Let's keep searching the property. We must be missing something."
7	Defeat 25 Enemies		Head towards the barn. You haven't checked that out yet.
8	Defeat 25 Enemies		A large number of vultures and rats have converged around some poor goat corpses. Scare them off.
Celeste:	"Did you hear that?"
Bruenor:	"There's something in there..."
9	Collect 25 Pitchforks		There's noise coming from inside the barn. Prepare yourself!
Cursed Farmhand:	"Sllfp... Treasure... Below..."
Bruenor:	"What's that? Treasure below?"
Cursed Farmhand:	"Zppflt! Sfvveik!"
10	Defeat the Cursed Farmhand		A farmhand cowers in the corner as you enter. He looks like he hasn't eaten in a week. Without warning, he attacks!
Bruenor:	"He said 'treasure below...' look for a trap door or a hidden stairway."
Nayeli:	"I think I found something!"
Jarlaxle:	"A secret tunnel. How cliché."
11	Defeat 25 Giant Caterpillars		Make your way through the secret tunnel.
12	Collect 25 Dirty Gold Ingots		You notice a glint in the dirt. Treasure?
Bruenor:	"This is quite the treasure. No wonder the farmer had such wealth. But where did it come from, and is it the cause of the curse?"
13	Defeat 25 Giant Caterpillars		A table here seems to contain many rich relics. Just who was this farmer?
Celeste:	"There's more light ahead. Perhaps another end of this tunnel?"
14	Defeat 25 Giant Caterpillars		The cavern gets lighter ahead, though the enemies seem as thick as ever.
15	Defeat the Owlbear		With a hoot and a groan, an enormous owlbear leaps from the shadows.
Bruenor:	"Incredible. A hidden dungeon. This may be where the farmer's treasure came from."
Celeste:	"Let's be careful. This curse is no joke."
16	Defeat 25 Gnolls		This dungeon must have been below the farm the whole time. Gnolls appear to have recently moved in.
Celeste:	"These gnolls don't seem to be cursed. Perhaps we're on the wrong track?"
17	Collect 25 Tattered Tapestries		Search for some sign of who built this dungeon, or how long it has been here.
Bruenor:	"Maybe the curse takes time to fester. It looks like these gnolls have not been here very long."
18	Defeat 25 Gnolls		Clear out some more gnolls so you can get a better feel for the place.
19	Collect 25 Discreet Relics		There aren't many relics on this level. It seems like it has been picked clean. Try to find any the previous looters missed.
20	Defeat the Gnoll King		The gnolls' leader has appeared. He isn't very happy that you're messing up his pack's new home.
21	Defeat 25 Gnolls		The remaining gnolls seem to be vehemently defending this corridor. Perhaps something of value still remains.
Jarlaxle:	"A treasure room! Now we're talking!"
Celeste:	"Be careful. We still don't know if any of this stuff is cursed."
22	Collect 25 Dusty Knick-Knacks		It's a treasure room! Collect some swag!
23	Collect 25 Treasure Chest Keys		Ugh. It's been almost completely cleared out. There are a few locked treasure chests still unopened. See if you can find the keys.
Bruenor:	"I have a bad feeling about this."
24	Defeat 25 Sime Covered Gnolls		These gnolls are covered in a sizzling translucent jelly! You've got a bad feeling about this.
25	Defeat the Gelatinous Cube		A section of the room that was deep in the shadows suddenly jiggles, then lurches towards you.
26	Defeat 25 Enemies		This part of the dungeon seems to have been completely cleared out, but something tells you there's more to be found.
27	Collect 25 Fragile Parchment		This room may have been a library once, but it's been stripped completely bare. See if you can find anything the looters missed.
Bruenor:	"One of these papers looks like a map. If I'm right, there's a whole second level of the dungeon below us. There must be stairs somewhere."
28	Defeat 25 Enemies		Search for the stairs leading down to the lower level.
29	Defeat 25 Enemies		Follow the right-hand rule!
30	Defeat the Giant Tarantula		As the stairs descend into darkness, you hear a heavy skittering from below.
Celeste:	"Do you guys notice how clean it is down here? There's barely any dust or grime."
31	Defeat 25 Enemies		This part of the dungeon seems much more well kept, as if someone has recently lived here.
32	Collect 25 Goblin Coin Pouches		You stumble into an entirely intact treasure room in the process of being looted by goblins.
Jarlaxle:	"Whoa! This stuff is really valuable! Who would just leave it all down here?"
33	Collect 25 Jeweled Goblets		Gather some of those jeweled goblets.
34	Defeat 25 Enemies		Wait a minute... that treasure chest just moved! Look out!
35	Defeat the Greater Mimic		From underneath a pile of discarded treasure, a massive mimic appears and begins chomping its way towards you.
36	Defeat 25 Enemies		You are amazed at how clean and well kept this section of the dungeon is. Rats and spiders aside, there must be someone down here keeping this place so tidy.
37	Collect 25 Ritual Candles		Someone has converted this part of the hallway into somewhat of a shrine.
Celeste:	"I recognize those symbols. They're of Talona, the Mistress of Disease. That's not good."
Bruenor:	"It looks like someone has been living down here."
Nayeli:	"Judging by the imps, I'd say they're up to no good."
Bruenor:	"Hopefully they're not too cursed to tell us what's going on."
38	Defeat 25 Lesser Imps		You almost stumble into a bed chamber that looks as if it were made up this morning. What's more, it's crawling with imps.
39	Collect 25 Questionable Books		There's a pile of well-read books next to the bed. See if there's anything interesting.
Celeste:	"Many of these books seem to deal with Talona. It wouldn't surprise me if she's involved with the curse somehow."
40	Defeat the Shadow Imp		A tapestry on the wall shifts, and from behind it comes an imp more terrifying than any of the others.
Nayeli:	"Look here. Another hidden tunnel."
41	Defeat 25 Enemies		Behind the tapestry you find a hidden tunnel.
42	Collect 25 Symbol Sketches		You exit the tunnel into a large chamber. Ritual candles adorn the floor like a carpet, and strange symbols are painted upon the walls and ceiling.
43	Defeat 25 Lesser Imps		A strange bubbling cauldron sits in the middle of the room.
Celeste:	"Look! The cauldron is cracked! It's leaking into the ground. I'm betting it's getting into the ground water and causing the curse."
Bruenor:	"Nobody touch it! Celeste, can we neutralize it?"
Celeste:	"I think so. We just need some basic materials."
44	Collect 25 Candle Wax		Gather materials to attempt to neutralize the poison.
Cleric:	"What are you people doing? Leave that alone! You'll ruin everything!"
Bruenor:	"Your cauldron is causing trouble above. It must be neutralized."
Cleric:	"No! No I won't let you! Talona! Aid me!"
45	Defeat the Cursed Cleric		Just as you're about to toss in the antidote, a finely dressed cleric emerges from the tunnel that you entered through.
46	Defeat 25 Lesser Imps		The cauldron explodes in a flash of light and a rift appears where it once stood.
Bruenor:	"New plan: We've got to close that rift!"
Celeste:	"I can do it! I just need to paint the right warding symbol!"
47	Collect 25 Paint Pails		You're going to need more materials. Gather some paint.
48	Defeat 25 Lesser Imps		The otherworldly horde pouring through the portal grows stronger.
49	Defeat 25 Lesser Imps		Hold off the fiends while you make final preparations.
Celeste:	"Okay! This should cause the rift to close! Just hold them off for a few more seconds!"
50	Defeat the Quasit		As the rift shrinks and finally begins to close, a terrible creature claws its way through and leaps towards you.
Celeste:	"Phew! That should do it. This area won't be safe for a while, though. The poison has permeated the groundwater and poisoned the land."
Bruenor:	"We'll post signs on our way out."
Jarlaxle:	"At least the treasure is curse-free. Right?"
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