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The Cult of Lolth is one of the adventures in the campaign A Grand Tour of the Sword Coast.

Icon The Cult of Lolth Enter the drow city of Menzoberranzan and face the Cult of Lolth.
Requirement(s)
Requirements sign
Must have completed "The Madness of Zuggtmoy"
Objective(s) Objectives sign Complete Area 450
Restriction(s)
Restriction sign
No restrictions
Rewards(?) Icon Gems ×900 Torm's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Diamond Plain

Variants[]

Head over Heals[]

Icon Head over Heals Enter the drow city of Menzoberranzan with a Healing champion of OUR choice.
Requirement(s)
Requirements sign
Must have completed "The Cult of Lolth"
Objective(s) Objectives sign Complete Area 475
Restriction(s)
Restriction sign
A random Healing Champion is immediately unlocked, added to the formation, and can't be removed.
Restriction sign
Other Champions with the Healing role cannot be used.
Restriction sign
Enemy damage is increased by 200%.
Rewards(?) Icon Gems ×950 Torm's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Diamond Plain
Patron: Mirt Objectives sign Complete Area 575 Mirt Influence ×3.76e06 Ruby Coin ×10,500
Patron: Vajra Objectives sign Complete Area 600 Vajra Influence ×5.96e06 Symbol of Vajra ×12,900
Patron: Strahd Objectives sign Complete Area 625 Strahd Influence ×9.42e06 Barovian Coin ×15,800
Patron: Zariel Objectives sign Complete Area 650 Zariel Influence ×1.49e07 Symbol of Zariel ×19,400

Waves[]

Type Waves Bosses Favored By
armor-based 3 1 Binwin, Ezmerelda, Gazrick, Grimm, Hew Maan[WL 1], Lucius, Selise[WL 2], Windfall[WL 3], Wulfgar
beast 15 2 Imoen[WL 4], Jaheira[WL 4], Minsc[WL 4], Zorbu
demon 19 1
drow 31 6
dwarf 5 0
elf 22 4
fiend 19 1 Brother Uriah[WL 5], Ezmerelda[WL 6], Farideh[WL 7], Havilar[WL 8], Jaheira[WL 4], Reya, Turiel, Wyll
hit-based 0 2 Binwin, Ezmerelda, Grimm, Hew Maan[WL 1], Windfall[WL 3]
humanoid 36 6 Dynaheir, Ezmerelda[WL 9], Jaheira[WL 4], Kalix, Minsc[WL 4], Zorbu
melee 49 9
monstrosity 10 1 Ezmerelda[WL 10], Imoen[WL 4], Minsc[WL 4]
quaggoth 5 0
ranged 12 1
undead 3 0 Brother Uriah[WL 5], Ezmerelda, Jaheira[WL 4], Minsc[WL 4], Nerys, Volo[WL 11], Wyll[WL 12], Zorbu

Please add all the missing waves definition (with "0 & 0" or no values in case you don’t know them…) based on in-game’s "ENEMY TYPES" data mentionned on adventure’s starting/choice screen, place them between the header & the footer lines (which should remain untouched), and keep the monster-type lines sorted alphabetically. Thanks! (click this link for more info)

  1. 1.0 1.1 Only valid for Kleeb - [Middle Columns] - and only working against boss enemies if they have hits-based or armor-based health.
  2. Only valid with Selise’s Aggressive stance.
  3. 3.0 3.1 Only valid with Windfall’s Black Dragon's Corrosion specialization.
  4. 4.00 4.01 4.02 4.03 4.04 4.05 4.06 4.07 4.08 4.09 Only one type of monsters for a given Champion depending on the chosen specialization.
  5. 5.0 5.1 Only valid with Brother Uriah’s Book of Exalted Deeds specialization.
  6. Only valid with Ezmerelda’s Guide to Fiends Feat.
  7. Only valid with Farideh’s Pact with Lorcan specialization, and all boss enemies also count as demonic Fiends for the purposes of all abilities that care about such things.
  8. See details about Havilar’s special mechanics.
  9. Only valid with Ezmerelda’s Guide to Humanoids Feat.
  10. Only valid with Ezmerelda’s Guide to Monstrosities Feat.
  11. Only valid with Volo’s Volo's Guide to Spirits and Specters specialization.
  12. Only valid with Wyll’s The Soulless Feat.
Wave Tags Monsters Monster Tags Image
1 underground Dretch, Giant Spider beast demon fiend melee Monster Beast GiantTarantula
2 underground Giant Spider, Quaggoth beast humanoid quaggoth melee
3 underground Quaggoth humanoid quaggoth melee
4 underground Dretch, Giant Spider beast demon fiend melee
5 underground Giant Spider, Quaggoth beast humanoid quaggoth melee
Boss underground Tarantula beast boss melee
6 underground Dretch, Quasit, Spider Hatchlings beast demon fiend melee
7 underground Drow Cultist, Spider Hatchlings beast drow humanoid melee
8 underground Drow Cultist drow humanoid melee
9 underground Dretch, Quasit demon fiend melee
10 underground Drow Cultist drow humanoid melee
Boss underground Apprentice Drow Priestess boss drow elf humanoid melee
11 underground Stealthy Drow Pickpocket, Quasit demon drow elf fiend humanoid melee Monster Humanoid banditRogue
12 underground Drow Cultist, Stealthy Drow Pickpocket drow elf humanoid melee
13 underground Stealthy Drow Pickpocket drow elf humanoid melee
14 underground Drow Cultist, Stealthy Drow Pickpocket drow elf humanoid melee
15 underground Stealthy Drow Pickpocket drow elf humanoid melee
Boss underground Bandit Rogue boss drow elf humanoid melee
16 underground Drow Cultist, Underdark Prisoner drow dwarf elf humanoid melee Monster Humanoid DrowDungeonWarden
17 underground Dretch, Underdark Prisoner demon drow dwarf elf fiend humanoid melee
18 underground Underdark Prisoner drow dwarf elf humanoid melee
19 underground Dretch, Drow Cultist, Underdark Prisoner demon drow dwarf elf fiend humanoid melee
20 underground Drow Cultist, Underdark Prisoner drow dwarf elf humanoid melee
Boss underground Drow Dungeon Warden boss drow humanoid melee
21 underground Drow Cultist, Drow Dagger Throwing Cultist drow elf humanoid melee ranged
22 underground Chitine, Drow Cultist drow humanoid monstrosity melee
23 underground Drow Cultist drow humanoid melee
24 underground Chitine, Drow Dagger Throwing Cultist drow elf humanoid monstrosity melee ranged
25 underground Drow Cultist, Drow Dagger Throwing Cultist drow elf humanoid melee ranged
Boss underground Drow Priestess boss drow elf humanoid melee
26 underground Chitine, Dretch, Quaggoth demon fiend humanoid monstrosity quaggoth melee
27 underground Chitine, Giant Spider beast monstrosity melee
28 underground Chitine monstrosity melee
29 underground Dretch, Giant Spider, Quaggoth beast demon fiend humanoid quaggoth melee
30 underground Chitine, Dretch demon fiend monstrosity melee
Boss underground Drider boss hit-based monstrosity melee
31 underground Chitine, Giant Spider beast monstrosity melee Monster Beast HugeQueenSpider
32 underground Chitine, Deep Rothé, Dretch beast demon fiend monstrosity melee
33 underground Deep Rothé beast melee
34 underground Chitine, Deep Rothé, Giant Spider beast monstrosity melee
35 underground Chitine, Dretch demon fiend monstrosity melee
Boss underground Huge Queen Spider beast boss hit-based melee
36 underground Drow Cultist, Drow Wizard, Quasit demon drow elf fiend humanoid melee ranged Monster DrowLibraryOverseer
37 underground Drow Wizard, Quasit demon drow elf fiend humanoid melee ranged
38 underground Drow Wizard drow elf humanoid ranged
39 underground Drow Cultist, Drow Wizard, Quasit demon drow elf fiend humanoid melee ranged
40 underground Drow Cultist, Drow Wizard drow elf humanoid melee ranged
Boss underground Drow Library Overseer boss drow humanoid ranged
41 underground Drow Cultist, Giant Spider beast drow humanoid melee Monster Fiend Grazzt
42 underground Babau, Drow Cultist, Undead Mind Flayer armor-based demon drow fiend humanoid undead melee
43 underground Babau, Undead Mind Flayer armor-based demon fiend undead melee
44 underground Drow Cultist, Undead Mind Flayer armor-based drow humanoid undead melee
45 underground Babau, Giant Spider beast demon fiend melee
Boss underground Graz'zt armor-based boss demon fiend melee
46 underground Babau, Drow Cultist demon drow fiend humanoid melee
47 underground Drow Cultist, Drow Wizard drow elf humanoid melee ranged
48 underground Drow Wizard, Giant Spider beast drow elf humanoid melee ranged
49 underground Drow Cultist, Drow Dagger Throwing Cultist, Drow Wizard drow elf humanoid melee ranged
50 underground Drow Cultist, Drow Wizard drow elf humanoid melee ranged
Boss underground Drow High Priestess boss drow elf humanoid melee

Transcript[]

Icon The Cult of Lolth The Cult of Lolth
Enter the drow city of Menzoberranzan and face the Cult of Lolth.
Area Goal Quests & Cinematics
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
I remember this path! We're almost back to Menzoberranzan. The purple worm egg and thirteen timmasks are all strapped down tight, and I've got the blood of a demon lord in my pack. We should be all set for Vizeran's ritual to send the demon lords back to the Abyss!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
You say that as if we're nearly finished! We still have to get through Menzoberranzan. It is ludicrous we have to do this ritual at Sorcere of all places
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Why? Is there something about Sorcere that's scary?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
First point: it's in a cavern off the edge of the city. That means we have to cross the whole city to even get there. And when we get there it's full of wizards. Who will have questions. And fireballs.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
I'm very interested in what you're saying, I promise, only hang on because I want to fight these spiders and they're not as patient.
1 Defeat 25 Enemies Before you can deal with the dangers of Menzoberranzan, you'll have to fight through these dretches and spiders!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Whew. Where was I? Right, angry wizards. ALSO it's right next door to the cleric college and the fighting school. So it's basically the worst place in all of the Underdark to try and sneak in and cast a huge ritual.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Well, fortunately Vizeran's message said to go to a nearby cavern first. So hopefully we won't have to haul the cart with us to Sorcere? That's better!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
I really don't feel like you're listening to me.
GrandTour Portrait Mot
Mot:
It's very convenient that we're too busy now to discuss the familiar contracts.
Icon Baeloth
Baeloth:
Why do you care? You're not even a familiar!
GrandTour Portrait Mot
Mot:
I dislike disorder. This is a bunch of disorder. Also Krach isn't a good negotiator and you know it. You could even say you exploited it!
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
He's also a demon. ANd you're a devil. Don't you hate each other?
GrandTour Portrait Mot
Mot:
What are you my archlord? This feels like a diversionary tactic. Now you're going to shout about monsters and --
Icon Hew Maan
Hew Maan:
Spiders! Quaggoths! Help!
2 Defeat 25 Enemies Spiders bear the favor of Lolth, and nest all around her blessed city! Cut through them!
GrandTour Portrait Mot
Mot:
This conversation isn't --
GrandTour Portrait Krach
Krach:
Ooh, can I say it?
GrandTour Portrait Mot
Mot:
Fine. Go ahead.
GrandTour Portrait Krach
Krach:
This conversation isn't over! YEAH!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Are you finished? This conversation isn't over, but it IS postponed until we're not under imminent threat of death by demon lord.
3 Collect 25 Quaggoth Claws Quaggoths need no weapons -- only their sharp claws! You can make use of them too if you collect them!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Look Menzoberranzan is going to get more dangerous the further in we get. Everyone needs to be prepared.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Maybe they'll be happy we're solving this demon lord problem. They'll be like 'Thank you so much, Jarlaxle and friends! We're sorry about all the spiders and murder!'
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
All right THAT is never happening. As for them wanting the demon lords gone, it's even odds. Lolth loves chaos. But she does historically hate people trying to one-up her. Let's hope we never, ever find out.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Aye, and we won't have ta if we dinna deal with these beasties!
4 Defeat 25 Enemies The threats of Menzoberranzan's outskirts multiply -- spiders, quaggoths, and dretches, oh my!
5 Defeat the Tarantula This hairy tarantula springs its trap on you, its giant jaws slavering! Don't let it get hold of you!
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Hopefully that's the last of the spiders! That was a big one
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
[sigh] You're going to wish it was all spiders. Let's get that cart moving.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Well the demon lords certainly made an impact here. That whole block is missing. A tower came down there -- boy, their matron mother must be furious. And there definitely did not used to be a giant footprint there -- it was a leatherworker.
GrandTour Portrait Krach
Krach:
That looks like a Demogorgon footprint. Although I would have to get higher up to be sure.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Don't fly any higher! We don't want to be spotted! We need to keep our heads down and get to Vizeran, WITHOUT crossing paths with any cultists of Lolth. Come on -- down this alley.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Look out!
6 Defeat 25 Enemies A swarm of smaller monsters doesn't mean they're less deadly! Fight through these creatures!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Welp. There's your cultists. Right on time.
Icon Portrait DrowCultist
Drow Cultist:
Stop right there, interlopers...Jarlaxle? Jarlaxle Baenre? Is that you?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
[sigh] Well met, Nuldryl.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Do you know each other?
Icon Portrait DrowCultist
Drow Cultist:
We're cousins. I grew up whipping him. So wild seeing you here! You look great! How long has it been? Matron mothers, it has to be decades! Who would have thought I'd be murdering you in an alleyway? What are the odds? Ha ha!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Generally high. But I think you're getting ahead of yourself.
7 Defeat 25 Enemies The dark alleys of Menzoberranzan provide plenty of opportunities for ambush! Spring into action!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Jarlaxle, I'm so sorry about your cousin.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Why?
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Um, because...she's...
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Listen, do you have any idea how large and powerful my family is? How very dedicated to Lolth they are? I know half the people in this city and most of them are terrible and would cheerfully kill me. Come on, we have to get to the other side.
8 Collect 25 Cultist Symbols These cultists won't back down. Steal their holy symbols to slow them down.
GrandTour Portrait Krach
Krach:
Demons! They're...flaming mud pits, I have no idea whose they are. Hey do you want to tell me what layer of the Abyss you're from? It's for my friends!
Icon Baeloth
Baeloth:
Employers!
GrandTour Portrait Krach
Krach:
My friendployers! They want to kill your bosses! Oh...hmm...sorry too much information. Probably better to just start fighting.
9 Defeat 25 Enemies Demons have arrived in Menzoberranzan -- you have to get through them to Vizeran!
Icon Portraits AshaVandree
Apprentice Drow Priestess:
We know what you're doing. You cannot stop the will of Lolth.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
So do we! Get out of the way, Myriel!
Icon Portraits AshaVandree
Apprentice Drow Priestess:
Jarlaxle? My goodness. I haven't seen you since you were a mewling whelp! Have you seen your sister?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Actively trying to avoid it right now.
Icon Portraits AshaVandree
Apprentice Drow Priestess:
Ah well, I'll tell her you begged for mercy! Lolth's plans will not be stopped.
10 Defeat the Apprentice Drow Priestess The Cult of Lolth don't want you to pass. This priestess promises destruction if you don't defeat her!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Lolth is behind this? Why would Lolth summon the demon lords to the Underdark?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
I told you, even odds. She might have seized the opportunity, she might have engineered the whole thing -- but the Spider Queen loves chaos and she hates being disrupted. OR the Matron Mothers are using this for cover -- I told you Menzoberranzan was dangerous.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Are you going to keep helping us? Your family seems very determined to keep the demon lords around.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Yeah, demon lords seem bad for business all around. I'm not interested in losing what I've got because someone says Lolth wants it. Here duck in this shop and let's figure out what's going on.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Here, duck into this shop. The seller is an ally of mine and I'll bet he knows what's...Well met. You're not the owner.
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
Yeah, he fled the city days ago. We're robbing this place. You gonna do something about it?
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
YES!
11 Defeat 25 Enemies Watch your backs! These pickpockets are quick and they've got nothing to lose!
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
Wait, wait, wait, wait -- Jarlaxle? Dark and empty! How have you been?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Hey...you. How's it going?
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
You know how it is. Thieving. Stabbing. Living for the end of the tenday!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Sounds right. So I was coming in here to ask what's going on? Why's the cult roaming the streets in the middle of all this chaos?
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
Why else? The matron mothers.
12 Defeat 25 Enemies Those cultists have followed you into the shop -- and they don't care if the pickpockets soften you up first! Fight back!
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
Yeah, so Demogorgon destroyed the city and the chaos has been very good for certain houses. They're purging lesser houses and generally using the chaos to solidify power. Word on the street is that the Spider Queen is keen to keep it going.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Right, but that's what they say about EVERYTHING.
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
Hm. Seems like it would be better to believe it, just in case.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
That's WHY they say it!
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
I don't like your tone. Turn out your pockets or get a dagger in the back!
13 Collect 25 Daggers Can't stab someone in the back if you don't have a blade! Steal the pickpockets' daggers!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Hold up: Are you working with the cult?
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
EVERYONE is working with the cult. Catch up.
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
You should know better than anybody, Jarlaxle, that when things are particularly bad, it's best to stick with those that can protect you!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Wait, is that what you think my motto is?
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
Oh dark and empty, am I thinking of someone else? You're...'stab everything in reach and leave a beautiful corpse'?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Do we actually know each other?
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
Well, fortunately one way or another, we won't for long! Oh, is that it? Is that what you say?
14 Defeat 25 Enemies The Cult of Lolth is invested in keeping this chaos going. Don't let them slow you down!
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
This has all been very interesting, but we've got places to be. Step aside.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
So you can go alert another cell of the cult of Lolth? Yeah, we're not doing that.
Icon NPC BanditRogue
Bandit Rogue:
Oh it's going to be like that is it? This is so like you.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
All right, maybe you do know me after all!
15 Defeat the Bandit Rogue Your heroics have interrupted these thieves' work. Defeat their leader!
Icon Drizzt
Drizzt:
The Cult of Lolth will be hunting us now. We need to hurry.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
As opposed to before? Can we ditch the cart and come back for it?
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
There's no way we're getting these components to Vizeran without the cart. Find us a new path there.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
If I wanted to be bossed around, I would have visited my sister! Fine, let's figure out how to get out of here.
16 Defeat 25 Enemies This alleyway seems safe...or safe for Menzoberranzan! Defeat the cultists and their prisoners!
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
Prisoners!
Icon Portrait DrowDungeonWarden
Drow Dungeon Warden:
You say prisoners, I say improvised army. Attack them!
17 Defeat 25 Enemies These prisoners seem keen to fight, even if the warden is driving them on! Defend yourselves!
Icon Nayeli
Nayeli:
Wait! They aren't armed!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
They're makin' do with what they've got though! Gettin' hit with a board or a broken plate still hurts!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
This is a moral quandary I'll grant you, but disarming them now is the best plan!
18 Collect 25 Improvised Weapons Anything can be a weapon if you hold it right -- which is why you need to grab those improvised weapons quick!
19 Defeat 25 Enemies More demons! More cultists! More danger! You need to get to Vizeran!
Icon Portrait DrowDungeonWarden
Drow Dungeon Warden:
You weak and misguided surface dwellers! The priestesses will be pleased when I drag you to them in chains!
Icon Baeloth
Baeloth:
Any chance you know which matron mothers? So we can avoid those parts of the city?
Icon Portrait DrowDungeonWarden
Drow Dungeon Warden:
You will...Wait, is that Jarlaxle?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Just kill him. I can't do this right now.
20 Defeat the Drow Dungeon Warden The dungeon warden will drag you off to face the Cult of Lolth in chains! Fight him back!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Come on, this way. We're getting close to Vizeran's meet-up point.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
This seems like a weird place to grow up. Weird and awful.
Icon Drizzt
Drizzt:
It is.
Icon Baeloth
Baeloth:
You have no idea.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
It's almost a weird thing to MANAGE to grow up here. It's not great.
GrandTour Portrait Krach
Krach:
That sounds very familiar.
21 Defeat 25 Enemies The Cult has caught up to you once more! Stand against the threats of Lolth!
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
What is THAT?
Icon Drizzt
Drizzt:
That's a chitine. They're spider-people, created by drow wizards using fell magic. There are cities in the Underdark, of the descendants of those who fled and rebelled, but still Menzoberranzan uses them as servitors.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
What's it saying?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
[sigh] 'Hey Jarlaxle. Ready to die?'
22 Defeat 25 Enemies Lolth the cruel spider goddess dwells in the Demonweb Pits -- but her reach is great enough to cause chaos on this plane too!
GrandTour Portrait DrowPriestess
Drow Priestess:
Lolth has woven her web over these proceedings and will tolerate no interference. You cannot stop her from achieving her goals.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Her goals. Which conveniently empower the matron mothers who already have power. Did she tell you that specifically?
GrandTour Portrait DrowPriestess
Drow Priestess:
Do you want to see what happens when I pray, traitor?
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Get their holy symbols! That will help break their connection!
23 Collect 25 Cultist Symbols More cultists means more holy symbols means more ways to weaken their connection to Lolth -- if you can grab those holy symbols!
24 Defeat 25 Enemies The alley is blocked by the cultists of Lolth and their foul servitors! Cut a path through!
GrandTour Portrait DrowPriestess
Drow Priestess:
Grant me the screams of their young for song; grant me...Jarlaxle? Is that you?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Well met, Auntie. Before you ask, I'm not looking to die. I'm just trying to get these people across the city.
GrandTour Portrait DrowPriestess
Drow Priestess:
Well that's not happening. But bold of you to ask. My goodness, you've gotten so tall. What a very handsome sacrifice for the Spider Queen! What is it you want in Menzoberranzan?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Come on. Myriel said you knew all our plans. You know who's meeting us and what we're doing. Or was she lying?
GrandTour Portrait DrowPriestess
Drow Priestess:
You've caught me: Vizeran DeVir and he has a ritual. Now, remind me, is he the one from the story with the pink elephants?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
All right! We're done! Time to fight!
25 Defeat the Drow Priestess This priestess of Lolth commands her goddess's terrible power. Can the Champions stand against the Queen of Spiders' agent?
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Drow.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Dwarf.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
She knew tha pink elephant story.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Hence the battle.
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Who else knows?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Those who've gone to their graves or who are just about to. I promise that. And if you see her again, don't you dare ask unless you want to join that group.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
We're off the streets. Hopefully that means fewer cultists. Come on, this cavern connects to the one we're supposed to meet Vizeran in.
GrandTour Portrait Krach
Krach:
Are you guys worried about this egg hatching? Because it's got a crack in it. Are we going to have a baby purple worm?
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
What? Let me see! Shar pass us over, one of those cultists must have damaged it. We need to hurry to Vizeran before the crack gets bigger and it starts leaking. Fortunately we should have fewer cultists to deal with if you're right about this path, Jarlaxle.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
There might be less cultists, but there's more monsters!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Blast! Form up and defend the egg!
26 Defeat 25 Enemies Hurry! You're close to where Vizeran said to meet him! Only there's a plethora of monsters in your way!
27 Defeat 25 Enemies Chitines are created through magical processes, merging humanoids with spiders. But just in case: here's some extra spiders too!
GrandTour Portrait Krach
Krach:
Uhh, the crack got a little bigger. Are you SURE it's not hatching?
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
We need ta repair it. Do we have anythin' that could be egg armor?
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
The chitines! Their chitin plates would work!
28 Collect 25 Chitine Chitin Pieces What could you do with that chitine chitin? What couldn't you do? Gather it up!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Great, could you three help attach the chitin over the crack?
GrandTour Portrait Mot
Mot:
Excuse me, that's not regular familiar work. That's gonna cost you.
GrandTour Portrait Puff
Puff:
Yeah! We want...fifty gold pieces!
GrandTour Portrait Krach
Krach:
EACH!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
...All right. You can each have fifty gold pieces.
GrandTour Portrait Mot
Mot:
[sigh] You haven't been paying attention at all, have you two?
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Mot:
Look, we've got to be firm here. They can't demote you and they won't destroy you in a pillar of fire. At least half of them are going to be very easy to convince because a lot of you are very cute.
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Puff:
Thank you!
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Mot:
But you have to stop saying whatever pops into your head. Fifty gold pieces is NOTHING to them.
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Krach:
I'm also not entirely clear what we do with gold. Is it for throwing at things? I bet those dretches wouldn't like being pelted with coins!
29 Defeat 25 Enemies The thralls of the Underdark and the thralls of the Abyss have something in common: they're happy to destroy you! Fight back!
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Havilar:
Ahh! Different spider person! Is that like an ultra-chitine? A mega-chitine?
Icon Baeloth
Baeloth:
NOOOOO, that's a drider!
Icon Drizzt
Drizzt:
Driders are what happens when a drow fails the tests of the Spider Queen. They are far more dangerous than chitines.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Whoa. That's weird. I thought she loved spiders. What happens when a spider fails the test?
Icon Drizzt
Drizzt:
...I beg your pardon?
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
If a spider fails her does she mix it with something she likes even more? Like...chaos? Or...whips? Childhood trauma? Wait, the drider wants to fight, you can explain this to me later! Let's go!
30 Defeat the Drider Driders are born from a Lolthite's failure to succeed at their goddess's tests, leaving an aggressive, violent amalgam of spider and drow! Defeat the drider!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
I think this is where Vizeran said to meet. He must be around here somewhere. It's so hard to see in the dark. Can someone cast light? Thank you! EEP!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Oh good. That's what all the skittering sounds were.
31 Defeat 25 Enemies Vizeran's here somewhere! Fight off these monsters and have a look around.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Is Vizeran serious? A rothé pen cave?
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Are those underground cows?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Basically. Deep rothé are adapted to the Underdark. They're livestock for the drow. But these are looking agitated.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
I think that's because of the dretches.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Don't worry about their motivations! Worry about their horns!
32 Defeat 25 Enemies Deep rothé are huge cattle-like beasts, adapted to the Underdark's environment. Don't let them gore you!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Blast! They're stampeding!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Hold your ground!
Icon Hew Maan
Hew Maan:
Also steal snacks from those supply packs they are tossing around! We are...I, a human, am very hungry. And my feet are tired of mushrooms!
33 Collect 25 Underdark Rations It's a stampede! Fight off the rothé!
34 Defeat 25 Enemies These creatures are charging toward the cart! Protect the egg!
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Vizeran:
There you are! And you have the components!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
It wasn't easy.
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Vizeran:
What is, in the Underdark?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
I hope you weren't planning to cast this at Sorcere. The city's crawling with priestesses and cultists and their allies. Not to mention the demons.
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Vizeran:
Fortunately, the first part of the ritual can be cast anywhere. There's a library near here which should have everything I need. Come on.
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Vizeran:
Oh no. There's a guardian spider!
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Oh...is that what happens when a spider PASSES the test? Or wait...failing means more spidery, so...
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Mot:
Lady, worry about this later and hit that thing!
35 Defeat the Huge Queen Spider A spider the size of a house drops down from the ceiling, clattering toward you on sharp, pointed legs. Stand firm!
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Vizeran:
The first part of the ritual is crafting the Dark Heart. That will create a powerful focus that will call to the demon lords trapped on this plane and pull them inexorably toward Menzoberranzan. Once they're close enough to where the original spell was cast, we can begin the ritual of banishment.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
How long will it take?
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Vizeran:
Long enough I'll be glad of your defenses. I'll be very distracted.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Well hurry up because any moment we could be -- well, fantastic, the cult's already tracked us down.
36 Defeat 25 Enemies The library is already full of cultists! They must have followed you here!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
They've brought wizards this time!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Tell Vizeran to hurry up!
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Vizeran:
The heart of a goristro! The feathers of angels!
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Celeste:
He's going as fast as he can! Just take out those wizards!
37 Defeat 25 Enemies The drow of Menzoberranzan train their wizards in the tower of Sorcere -- they've been preparing for this moment, but so have you!
38 Collect 25 Wizard Staffs A spell focus helps wizards cast -- grab their staffs and slow them down!
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Mot:
Whoa that's a big surge of magic!
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Vizeran:
The eye of a beholder! Timmasks galore!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Keep Vizeran clear!
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Drow Library Overseer:
What's all this racket?
39 Defeat 25 Enemies You need to keep Vizeran safe until he can complete the ritual! Don't let the Lolthites get to him.
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Drow Library Overseer:
Shush! Shush! What is wrong with you animals? Oh, Jarlaxle. How's your sister?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Are we done?
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Vizeran:
The egg of a purple worm! The blood of a demon lord!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Feels like we're getting close!
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Drow Library Overseer:
Well, we can't have that!
40 Defeat the Drow Library Overseer The library's overseer is sick of this racket! She wants to hush you up -- in the name of Lolth!
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Vizeran:
I have it! I have it! The Dark Heart is complete!
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Ooh, it's eerie.
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Vizeran:
The power of this focus will pull all the demon lords toward Menzoberranzan. We can trap them in the Clawrift and let them fight each other. Then I'll get to work on the banishment spell.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
An end in sight.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
What's that sound...?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Every time, Celeste! Every time!
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Orcus:
YOU DIE HERE, YOU PREENING PRETENDER. YOU WILL WISH YOUR ESSENCE COULD REACH THE NINE HELLS ONCE MORE.
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Graz'zt:
YOU OVERSTEP, 'MY LORD.' WHICH OF US COMMANDS THE GREATER PART OF THE ABYSS? WHICH OF DOESN'T NEED TO MOUNT A FUTILE BATTLE TO CATCH A LADY'S ATTENTION?
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
How are they already here?
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Remember? Baeloth sent Orcus after Graz'zt when he was on the outskirts already.
Icon Baeloth
Baeloth:
In my defense, that was a very solid plan for a very dangerous moment. And anyway, this is what we wanted! This is things getting better, not worse!
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Drow High Priestess:
Well met, Champions. Thank you for accelerating the plans of Lolth. Get the Dark Heart, my children.
41 Defeat 25 Enemies The demon lords are fighting right on top of you! But that won't stop the cultists!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
We can keep taking down your cultists or you can just get out of the way. We've got places to be.
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Drow High Priestess:
You always were a headstrong boy, Jarlaxle. Hand over the Dark Heart, Vizeran. You should never have poked your nose out of Araj.
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Vizeran:
Never. You know as well as I do that Gromph erred summoning the demon lord. This is getting out of hand, and we're all in danger.
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Drow High Priestess:
It's not your place to question the ways of Lolth. And it's not my nature to dawdle. Goodbye, Vizeran. DISINTEGRATE!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Vizeran! No!
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Drow High Priestess:
Seize the Dark Heart!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Grab that focus!
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Krach:
I've got it! I've got it!
Icon Baeloth
Baeloth:
Hide, you little miscreant!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
More demons! We need to get out of here!
42 Defeat 25 Enemies Vizeran! No! You can't let the cultists get hold of the Dark Heart! Your lives and most of the Underdark depends on it!
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Drow High Priestess:
Enough games. Your wizard is dead. You cannot finish what he started. Give me the Dark Heart and I'll allow you a headstart in fleeing.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Joke's on you, we've got a ton of wizards. And -- hey -- access to an entire library of spell books!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Which is fallin' down.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Research fast!
43 Collect 25 Charred Books You've lost Vizeran and his ritual -- some of these books might hold secrets to help make up the difference. But the demon lords' armies are climbing in the damaged walls!
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Graz'zt:
THIS IS YOUR BEST? SHAMBLING HORDES? I SUPPOSE THEY SHATTER IN A MILDLY PLEASING WAY.
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Orcus:
MY ENDLESS ARMY WILL BE HERE STILL WHEN YOURS HAS BEEN GROUND INTO THE WRECKAGE OF THIS CITY -- BECAUSE AS YOUR SOLDIERS FALL THEY BECOME MINE.
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Graz'zt:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO MY WEAKEST FIGHTERS! MAY THEY FAIL YOU MORE SLOWLY THAN THEY FAILED ME!
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Celeste:
They're going to bring this whole building down! How does this serve your city?
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Drow High Priestess:
You're new here, surface dweller. I'll let you think about how stupid that question is while you fight for your life.
44 Defeat 25 Enemies The battle of Graz'zt and Orcus is growing fierce, but it isn't slowing these cultists down! Keep fighting!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Well, small favors: the battle stopped.
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Graz'zt:
TRY AGAIN, CHILD OF YVONNEL. THE BATTLE IS ENDLESS SO LONG AS SOME NEW FOOL THINKS THEY CAN TOPPLE THE DARK PRINCE. THE BLOATED LORD HAS FLED, BUT I PURSUE -- COME JOIN ME. SEIZE YOUR POWER BACK BY SERVING.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Sorry, I have a different plan.
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Graz'zt:
OH, NO, YOU SEE THAT WASN'T A REQUEST. YOU WILL BOW.
45 Defeat the Graz'zt Graz'zt the Dark Prince himself breaks through the wreckage! Terror may flood you but you can't back down! Fight your way out!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Sweet Selûne that was lucky!
Icon Baeloth
Baeloth:
He'll be back. He doesn't like being made to look weak, I hear.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Well fortunately we won't be here. Go out that hole in the wall and let's get to the Clawrift.
46 Defeat 25 Enemies You need to make a plan, you need to get to the Clawrift, but first you need to get past these cultists and babau!
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Drow High Priestess:
There you are, naughty boy. Hand over the Dark Heart.
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Jarlaxle:
We've been over this. We're not giving you the Dark Heart. We're not leaving the demon lords to run loose. I haven't seen my sister and I won't be stopping by. Stand aside or we'll cut a path through you.
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Drow High Priestess:
Yes, yes, you're very skilled, but I --
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Nope! No more talking! Let's go!
47 Defeat 25 Enemies More cultists block your path! There's no going back! Prepare to fight!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
How deep is the Clawrift?
Icon Baeloth
Baeloth:
Deep enough to hold multiple demon lords!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
That sounds dangerous. We ought to make some harnesses. Those strands of spider silk should work! If they can hold giant spiders, they can hold us!
48 Collect 25 Strands of Spider Silk You might need to get over the walls to get to the Clawrift -- some spider silk ropes might help!
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Drow High Priestess:
You won't hand over the Dark Heart...but what about a trade?
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Celeste:
What could possibly be worth leaving the Underdark to be destroyed by demon lords?
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Drow High Priestess:
Perhaps your Blackstaff? Would you trade the most powerful wizard on the Sword Coast, the defender of Waterdeep, for control of the Dark Heart?
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
You have Vajra? How?
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Drow High Priestess:
That's not your concern. You concern is how quickly you can hand over that little trinket. Here let my followers help motivate you.
49 Defeat 25 Enemies Vajra has been kidnapped by the Lolthites to buy your obedience! But you can't let the demon lords run rampant and you can't sit back and let the Blackstaff suffer!
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Celeste:
We can't leave Vajra to the cult of Lolth!
Icon Bruenor
Bruenor:
Aye, but we can nae give them tha means ta control an army o' demon lords either!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Great. As if it weren't hard enough completing a ritual without the wizard who was prepared to capture it, we also have to lead a bunch of demon lords -- who want to subsume or destroy us, mind -- to the Clawrift and rescue the Blackstaff. From Sorcere -- you do all realize the only place they could possibly secure her is the Tower of Wizardry, right?
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Drow High Priestess:
I'm waiting.
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Jarlaxle:
Well we've made our decision. And our decision is GET OUT OF THE WAY.
50 Defeat the Drow High Priestess You must get to the Clawrift. You must save Vajra. The High Priestess will do whatever it takes to stop you and take the Dark Heart! Let's go!
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Mot:
You've got incoming. There are a whole bunch more demon lords moving this way.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Good. That means it's working. We need to get the Dark Heart to the Clawrift and throw it in, so the demon lords follow. We can't hope to rescue Vajra if we can't get the demons under control. Then we'll go to Sorcere.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
I love how you say that like it's going to the shop down the street.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Poor Vizeran. He was trying so hard to help. And he didn't even turn out to be possessed or wanting to eat us.
Icon Baeloth
Baeloth:
And he didn't ask to be paid!
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Mot:
Feels like a lesson about appreciating the people who are helping you. Or creatures. Or...magically animate objects. Food for thought.
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