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The Castle of a Thousand Vecnas is one of the adventures in the campaign: A Grand Tour of the Sword Coast.

Icon The Castle of a Thousand Vecnas Join the troops of Kas and learn that Vecna could be around ANY corner.
Requirement(s)
Requirements sign
Must have completed "The Dread Domain of Tovag"
Objective(s) Objectives sign Complete Area 450
Restriction(s)
Restriction sign
No restrictions
Rewards(?) Icon Gems ×900 Torm's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Diamond Plain

Variants[]

Clumsy Doesn't Mean Inept[]

Icon Clumsy Doesn't Mean Inept Join the troops of Kas with Champions that don't focus on Dexterity!
Requirement(s)
Requirements sign
Must have completed "The Castle of a Thousand Vecnas"
Objective(s) Objectives sign Complete Area 475
Restriction(s)
Restriction sign
You can't use Champions that have DEX as their highest ability score, including ties.
Rewards(?) Icon Gems ×950 Torm's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Diamond Plain
Patron: Mirt Objectives sign Complete Area 575 Mirt Influence ×3.76e06 Ruby Coin ×1.09e04
Patron: Vajra Objectives sign Complete Area 600 Vajra Influence ×5.96e06 Symbol of Vajra ×1.20e04
Patron: Strahd Objectives sign Complete Area 625 Strahd Influence ×9.42e06 Barovian Coin ×1.31e04
Patron: Zariel Objectives sign Complete Area 650 Zariel Influence ×1.49e07 Symbol of Zariel ×1.36e04
Patron: Elminster Objectives sign Complete Area 825 Elminster Influence ×3.68e08 Icon Sigil of Elminster ×2.14e04

Unreasonable Doesn't Mean Stupid[]

Icon Unreasonable Doesn't Mean Stupid Join the troops of Kas with Champions that don't focus on Intelligence!
Requirement(s)
Requirements sign
Must have completed "The Castle of a Thousand Vecnas"
Requirements sign
Must have completed 25 Grand Tour adventures or variants
Objective(s) Objectives sign Complete Area 500
Restriction(s)
Restriction sign
You can't use Champions that have INT as their highest ability score, including ties.
Restriction sign
1 Red Wizard Necromancer and 1-2 skeletons spawn with each wave. They don't drop gold nor count towards quest progress.
Rewards(?) Icon Gems ×1000 Corrupted Gems ×1250 Torm's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Diamond Plain
Patron: Mirt Objectives sign Complete Area 600 Mirt Influence ×5.96e06 Ruby Coin ×1.20e04
Patron: Vajra Objectives sign Complete Area 625 Vajra Influence ×9.42e06 Symbol of Vajra ×1.31e04
Patron: Strahd Objectives sign Complete Area 650 Strahd Influence ×1.49e07 Barovian Coin ×1.36e04
Patron: Zariel Objectives sign Complete Area 675 Zariel Influence ×2.35e07 Symbol of Zariel ×1.48e04
Patron: Elminster Objectives sign Complete Area 825 Elminster Influence ×3.68e08 Icon Sigil of Elminster ×2.14e04

Waves[]

Type Waves Bosses Favored By
dummy_value 0 0 Warning - «dummy_value» should be replaced with a valid monster-type! (click this link for more info)

Check the below list of supported monster-types[WL 1]

Please add all the missing waves definition (with "0 & 0" or no values in case you don’t know them…) based on in-game’s "ENEMY TYPES" data mentionned on adventure’s starting/choice screen, place them between the header & the footer lines (which should remain untouched), and keep the monster-type lines sorted alphabetically. Thanks! (click this link for more info)

  1. List of supported monster-types:
    aarakocra ; aberration ; apparition ; armor-based ; astral elf ; bandit ; beast ; boss ; buffwolf ; bullywug ; celestial ; construct ; cultist ; darkling ; demon ; derro ; devil ; dinosaur ; dragon ; drow ; dwarf ; elemental ; elf ; fey ; fiend ; flying ; genasi ; giant ; giff ; gith ; githyanki ; glitch ; gnoll ; gnome ; goblin ; goblinoid ; grimlock ; grung ; hag ; half-elf ; half-orc ; halfling ; harengon ; hit-based ; hobgoblin ; human ; humanoid ; item ; kenku ; kobold ; kuo-toa ; lizardfolk ; lycanthrope ; melee ; mind flayer ; modron ; mongrelfolk ; monstrosity ; ogre ; ooze ; orc ; planescape ; plant ; quaggoth ; ranged ; red wizard ; relentless ; saurial ; seaspawn ; shadar-kai ; spawner ; stacked ; static ; summoner ; tabaxi ; tiefling ; troll ; undead ; uthgardt ; vampire ; vecna cultist ; warforged ; winter ; xanathar ; yuan-ti ; zhentarim   (some others may be added in the future).
    Copy the line with "dummy" as many times as required and replace the "dummy" type with the required one and fill the table with the right number of waves with monsters/bosses of the specified type.
    Once done for all the monster-types present in the current adventure, remove the needless "dummy" line.

Transcript[]

Icon The Castle of a Thousand Vecnas The Castle of a Thousand Vecnas
Join the troops of Kas and learn that Vecna could be around ANY corner.
Area Goal Quests & Cinematics
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
All right, everyone remember the plan? We find the tunnel entrance, sneak in, find Kas, explain that Vecna is trying to become a god and seal off the plane from all the other powers, and we need him to destroy the Eye and the Hand of Vecna so that can't happen.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
And we need that Hand back from his death knight.
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
I feel like you're overlooking something.
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
I'll say. If this Kas guy killed Vecna once upon a time, does that mean he's cooler than Vecna? Do I need to go get a new, more spooky robe so I'm prepared to make a good impression?
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Does your skull not get annoyed that you're constantly looking for a new, more powerful patron?
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
A 'mentor' is not the same as a patron. A mentor tells you how to be awesome. A patron helps you fight monsters with ghost powers. Duh.
1 Defeat 25 Enemies You're in sight of the entrance to Kas's fortress, but skeletons attack! Time to fight!
Icon Reya
Reya:
Blooshi, you don't need an evil mentor!
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Wait, aren't we trying to recruit this guy? He's too evil for me to learn from him, but not too evil to fight with us?
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
She has you there. What is evil but a different perspective?
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Ooh, that's a good point.
Icon Reya
Reya:
No, it isn't! Stop that!
2 Defeat 25 Enemies More undead soldiers pour through the streets! Take them out!
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
I know what we've forgotten: the tunnel is for deliveries, and we don't have anything to deliver.
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
What do you think they need in a fortress that oversees a dread domain that's all about preparing for war?
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Rope. Everyone needs rope. Back in my day, you didn't leave home without at least fifty feet of rope.
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Plausible. Let's see what we can find.
3 Collect 25 Ropes Who doesn't need rope? These skeletons you're fighting for one! Gather them up.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
That seems like enough to make us look like we're taking a delivery.
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
Perfect, let's find that tunnel.
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
You're still forgetting something...
4 Defeat 25 Enemies These ghouls are hungry and very dangerous! Don't let them get too close!
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Is it these awful uniforms? I don't think anyone's going to believe we're soldiers in Kas's army.
Icon Reya
Reya:
Agreed. They're all very quick to notice Blooshi and I are unexpected.
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
It's an imperfect solution, but it's better than nothing. We're not getting stopped and forced to join the army.
Icon Reya
Reya:
No, now we just get stopped because they think we're going against orders! Look out for that armored skeleton!
5 Defeat the Armored Skeleton An armored skeleton blocks your path through the village! Cut it down to size!
6 Defeat 25 Enemies Life in the fortress town is steered by the army -- and its undead followers! Fight those skeletons and zombie rats!
GrandTour Portrait Barnabas
Barnabas:
Thank goodness I'm free of that conversation. Oh Champions! You're still here?
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
We were looking for something to deliver so our disguise worked better.
GrandTour Portrait Barnabas
Barnabas:
Is the something going to be hauled in by all that rope?
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
No, it is the rope.
GrandTour Portrait Barnabas
Barnabas:
Ah, yes, well, the tunnel isn't for military supplies. It's for things like food.
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
And...you guys don't eat rope. Right.
7 Defeat 25 Enemies The bony minions of Kas scuttle toward you! Don't let them impede your progress!
GrandTour Portrait Barnabas
Barnabas:
I can take you to the miller that delivers flour to the castle. I bet you can convince him to let you take the next shipment in.
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
As long as we avoid too many questions about where we fit in the army. Speaking of which, is your inventor friend likely to come back?
GrandTour Portrait Barnabas
Barnabas:
No, she wanted to go put the finishing touches on something called a 'death ray.' I suspect she'll be busy all day.
GrandTour Portrait Barnabas
Barnabas:
Ho there, Mr. Miller! My friends here are here to pick up the flour shipment for the castle!
Icon Portrait BarovianMan
Miller:
Huh. You're early. Well, sacks are over...Wait a minute! Where's my flour!
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Ew, rats and crawling claws!
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
You eat bugs, girl. Just catch them and get the flour back.
8 Collect 25 Sacks of Flour These sacks of flour are waiting to be delivered -- if you can get them from the rats and crawling claws!
9 Defeat 25 Enemies There's something still not right -- get yourself some space to think by taking out these enemies!
GrandTour Portrait Barnabas
Barnabas:
Here's the tunnel! Go quickly -- you don't want to risk what's down there if you don't have to.
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Hey man, thanks for your help. We really forgot a few important things executing this plan.
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
You've still forgotten one very important one.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Out with it then. What do you think we don't know?
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
Oh I'd love to tell you, but I'd better wait for you to deal with that skeleton champion blocking the tunnel. Letting you die knowing how your plan is broken seems unnecessarily cruel.
10 Defeat the Skeleton Champion A skeleton champion blocks your entrance to the tunnel! Take it down, that's the only way in!
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
What you are forgetting is the keystone of your plan: To destroy the Hand and Eye of Vecna, they must first be attached to a willing creature. Meaning you remove your eye and hand, and replace it with the relics.
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Oh that's disgusting.
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
That's pretty cool!
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
Only after that's been achieved can you destroy the Hand and the Eye -- by slaying the being that has attuned them with the Sword of Kas. Nothing else will work, anything else will make the Hand and Eye teleport to a safehold Vecna surely knows about and is monitoring.
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
So what you are forgetting is the answer to one question: which of you is going to be the sacrifice?
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
...Oh, pondscum.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
...Gonna admit it. We didn't think about that.
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
What if we just...find an evil...somebody and force them to attune the Hand and the Eye?
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
While I applaud the ruthlessness, that isn't what I'd call 'willing.' You would merely be executing a criminal and sending the Hand and Eye straight into Vecna's clutches.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
This sounds like a problem for folks who aren't being swarmed by cave creatures!
11 Defeat 25 Enemies The dark habitat of the cave teems with creatures suited to its environment! Fight those zombie spiders and bats!
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
So...who will it be? The noble paladin? The wizard at the end of her life? The bullywug warlock trying not to slide toward evil? The doppelganger assassin who knows they've already slid deep into evil? The thief looking for atonement?
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
The insufferable book that's had multiple lifetimes to think about what it did when it was human?
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
I'm fairly sure the original Tarchamus suffered plenty for what he did. Also how were you planning to attach a hand to me?
Icon Reya
Reya:
This is a difficult question, but the fate of Toril itself is at stake. Sacrifices may need to be made.
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
Ooh, sounds like the paladin's in the running!
12 Defeat 25 Enemies Bats AND bats that spit poison! We like variety around here.
13 Collect 25 Bat Wings Bat wings can be used in several preparations! Get those versatile parts!
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
Reya, I don't think you should attune to the Hand and Eye of Vecna. We'll figure something out.
Icon Reya
Reya:
What exactly do you imagine we'll figure out? Someone will need to be sacrificed. I won't ask for that.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
We're all getting ahead of ourselves. We haven't even made it into the castle yet. We still have bats and spiders to contend with.
14 Defeat 25 Enemies More pests in the tunnel! Take them out!
15 Defeat the Vampire Bat A giant vampire bat unfolds from the shadows near the ceiling and comes for your blood!
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
That bat was a VAMPIRE!
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
As is Kas the Bloody-Handed.
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Is that why they call him that? Is he like a messy eater?
16 Defeat 25 Enemies In the darkness of the tunnel, Kas's vampire nature becomes evident! Fight off these gnoll vampires and bats!
17 Defeat 25 Enemies More vampire spawn lurk in the shadows, hungry and eager! Don't be their lunch!
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Are these vampires also part of Kas's army? Like an infiltration crew? Or are they just like the houseguests who won't leave?
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Or are they like his babies? How do vampires work?
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Same rules as most enemies: whose symbol is riding in their pocket?
18 Collect 25 Symbols of Kas Who do the vampires work for? Check them for symbols!
19 Defeat 25 Enemies These vampires won't quit! There's no daylight down here! Press on!
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
There's the end of the tunnel --
GrandTour Portrait KasWizard
Kas Wizard:
Halt! You shall not...Oh, it's YOU.
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Hey, aren't you the wizard we stomped out in the outskirts. How's it going?
GrandTour Portrait KasWizard
Kas Wizard:
Better now that I can crush you at last, deserters!
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Yeah we're going to take a pass on that.
20 Defeat the Kas Wizard The wizard returns, furious at his defeat! Take him out again!
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Welcome, welcome new recruits to the glorious army of Kas. We'll begin our tour in just a moment, and you will get to see firsthand the story of our glorious Lord Kas and his unending goal to defeat Vecna, a hateful and not that great archlich.
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Um, he's kind of amazing to be honest.
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
What was that?
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Nothing. Nothing at all. Does this tour go by Lord Kas's throne room perchance?
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Oh no, no, no. Lord Kas is in deep conference with his lieutenants. He doesn't leave the throne room and we don't go in.
GrandTour Portrait KasTrainingSoldier
Kas Training Soldier:
LO, IT IS I, VECNA! LET'S DO THIS!
21 Defeat 25 Enemies Vecna! Er...dozens of Vecnas? What's going on here?
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Wait, wait, wait -- is that what's going on? Was that who you think Vecna is? That would explain some things.
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
That was your first experience of training! Vecna could arrive at any time, in any place! Constant vigilance will serve Tovag in the coming war, so you must always be prepared for Vecna to attack!
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
All right everyone, let's get started! We're starting our tour in the entry hall of Castle Xiphos, the heart of Tovag and the seat of our dark lord, Kas the Bloody-Handed, also known as Kas the Destroyer, Kas the Terrible, Kas the Hateful, and K-Dog to a few close personal friends.
Icon Reya
Reya:
I'm developing further qualms about asking for Kas's help.
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
I know, right? Who goes by 'K-Dog'?
GrandTour Portrait KasTrainingSoldier
Kas Training Soldier:
Stop! VECNA TIME!
22 Defeat 25 Enemies You're ambushed again by Kas's soldiers disguised as Vecna! Fight them back!
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Above me you can see a depiction of Lord Kas in glorious triumph over Vecna. You will see many different artists' interpretations of this climactic battle as we continue our tour! Critical to all of them is the relic known as the Sword of Kas.
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Excuse me? Will we get to see the Sword of Kas on this tour?
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Oh no, no, no. That's special. It comes out when Vecna attacks -- and not before. Now, we have some brochures about the wonders of Tovag so you know exactly what you're defending. Oh! It's the zombie rat squadron delivering them! Welcome!
23 Collect 25 Tovag Brochures These brochures detail all the great qualities of Tovag. They're very thin. But you don't want to insult your host! Take them from the zombie rats!
24 Defeat 25 Enemies Surviving this tour may be a challenge, and not only because of the slow pace! Fight these rats and training soldiers!
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Now if everyone will follow me, we'll move to the next room of our tour.
GrandTour Portrait VecnaIllusion
Vecna:
Not so fast. I have arrived!
GrandTour Portrait NewRecruit
New Recruit:
Oh no! It's Vecna!
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Huh. I liked his old robes better. The weird book in his rib cage. That was a good look.
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Yeah, I'm not totally sure this is the same guy.
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
Whoever it is, he's attacking!
25 Defeat the Vecna Illusion It's Vecna! Or...is it? This is a different look...Fight him anyway!
GrandTour Portrait VecnaIllusion
Vecna:
Congratulations! You have shown excellent alertness and speed in your response. When I truly arrive, you will be ready to help shatter my stupid bones and crush my smug face into the mud. Vecna Illusion out.
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Good job new recruits! Constant vigilance is its own reward. Let's continue the tour.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
This place has already gotten on my last nerve.
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Welcome to the Chapel of Kas, one of the holiest sites in Tovag.
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Why does a vampire have a chapel?
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Stained glass is an aesthetic. Also please note that when I say 'holiest' that is a subjective statement. We are in no way on hallowed ground.
Icon Reya
Reya:
Clearly. The place is full of vampires!
26 Defeat 25 Enemies This 'chapel' glows with colorful light -- the vampires seem to love it! Take them and the training soldiers down!
27 Defeat 25 Enemies A chapel full of vampires -- this is so weird! Fight them off!
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
As we make our way through the Chapel of Kas, please remember to purchase a souvenir!
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Ooh, stained glass!
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
It's an aesthetic! And mandatory. Everyone needs to buy one.
28 Collect 25 Stained Glass Tchotchkes Every new recruit is required to purchase a souvenir! Get yours now!
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
You can see all around you, several more depictions of our glorious leader slaying the hateful Vecna. Legend has it that Vecna himself gifted Kas the sword that would eventually prove his undoing! The sword itself whispered to Kas of the necessity of killing Vecna.
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
Wait, the sword of Kas is sentient?
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Yes, indeed! It's very chatty.
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
...I don't like this.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
Don't like the competition?
29 Defeat 25 Enemies A mix of soldiers in Vecna masks and gnoll vampires attack! Fight them off!
GrandTour Portrait KasCleric
Kas Cleric:
Soldier! I've heard word that deserters have infiltrated --
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Oh boy, better make this quick!
30 Defeat the Kas Cleric That cleric knows you're not supposed to be here! Shut him down!
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
What...What did you do?
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
I...Thought he was Vecna. Attack first, ask question later.
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Ah. Yes. Good...good thinking. We'll get some necromancers in here.
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
And we're walking, we're walking, we're walking. Tovag's military employs ninety-eight percent of its living citizens and 100% of its undead ones. New recruits like you are the lifeblood of the army!
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
What's behind that door?
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
That door? That's the throne room. Not part of the tour. Next, we're going to visit the gift shop!
GrandTour Portrait KasTrainingSoldier
Kas Training Soldier:
Or will you visit YOUR DOOM? VECNA IN!
31 Defeat 25 Enemies These training soldiers will pop out of anywhere! Just doing their job -- make them feel useful and fight them off!
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
We need to figure out a way to distract her so we can get into the throne room.
Icon Portrait UlkoriaStonemarrow
Ulkoria:
It's going to be difficult. She's watching everything like a hawk. Walking backwards everywhere.
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
And these training soldiers aren't helping.
GrandTour Portrait KasTrainingSoldier
Kas Training Soldier:
WooooOOooooOOooo I'm VECNA!
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
What? What is that? He's not a ghost!
32 Defeat 25 Enemies Zombies add to the illusion that Vecna's really attacking -- put your experiences at Candlekeep to work and defeat this horde!
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
At our gift kiosk, you are required to purchase postcards depicting Vecna's death -- both the first and the future one!
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
How many coins does it cost to send these?
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Oh you can't send them. National security.
Icon Reya
Reya:
Does the national security have anything to do with the fact that this is a dread domain and nothing can leave it while it's intact?
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
...soldier, are you glowing?
Icon Reya
Reya:
...Postcards! Let's get some postcards!
33 Collect 25 Vecna Death Postcards First stained glass tchotchkes and now postcards? This feels like a racket! But better not to stand out -- get those postcards!
34 Defeat 25 Enemies If you close your eyes, you can imagine you're on the battlefield with Vecna -- but then those zombies might take a bite out of you! Fend them off!
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Wait, wait, wait -- I have an idea for how to get by her. Let's try this: ahem...OH LOOK OVER THERE! IS THAT VECNA I SEE BEHIND YOU?
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
What? Where?...Oh no that's just --
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
Charging ogre zombie! Everyone get in formation!
35 Defeat the Ogre Zombie The ogre zombie barrels toward you in the narrow hallway! Weapons up!
GrandTour Portrait TourGuide
Tour Guide:
Well, this is a mess. Everyone help pick up the remains of the gift kiosk. I'll go get a broom. Then I can quiz you on the eight ways you can distinguish Vecna!
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
Quick! While she's gone, into the throne room!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
I suppose...we should nudge the army westward...Haven't done that in a while.
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
Very good, my lord.
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Is it? It seems...very boring.
Icon Reya
Reya:
There he is. Kas the Terrible.
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
Boring simply means time to prepare.
GrandTour Portrait KasTrainingSoldier
Kas Training Soldier:
ARE YOU PREPARED? Booga-Booga!
36 Defeat 25 Enemies These training soldiers are everywhere! Fight them off!
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
Well, no more working up to it. Lord Kas --
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
The tour continues down the hall to the armory. We cut the autograph sessions. No one really wants them.
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Um, did you actually kill Vecna? Because that seems autograph-worthy.
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Of course I did. But...I mean, he's coming back. Obviously.
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
Enough questions. Leave his lordship in peace. Vampire spawn! 'Escort' them out of here, if you know what I mean.
37 Defeat 25 Enemies Those soldiers and vampire spawn want to drive you from the throne room. And possibly drink your blood!
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Pondscum, THIS is our secret weapon? He's so mopey and distracted.
Icon Reya
Reya:
Well...to be fair, he lives in a world where he can never take action. Where his greatest achievement is known far and wide, and yet it doesn't matter -- he killed Vecna, but everyone knows Vecna is going to return. That has to feel...futile really.
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
Having your purpose turn out to be a farce is truly a nightmare.
Icon Reya
Reya:
Sound familiar?
GrandTour Portrait KasTrainingSoldier
Kas Training Soldier:
Familiarity breeds alacrity! Get familiar with this face!
Icon Reya
Reya:
STOP IT, YOU MISCREANTS! I'M GOING TO TAKE EVERY ONE OF YOUR SWORDS!
38 Collect 25 Swords Those training soldiers won't quit! Snatch their swords and slow them down.
39 Defeat 25 Enemies The throne room is busy with Kas's army. Fight them off!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Huh. You're pretty good fighters for new recruits. Where did you come from again?
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
My lord, they are deserters and interlopers!
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
We're from a plane called Toril. Vecna is attacking there, and we've been told you're the only one who can defeat him.
GrandTour Portrait VecnaIllusion
Vecna:
You think Vecna is attacking there? How droll. I'm attacking right here!
40 Defeat the Vecna Illusion The Vecna Illusion appears again to challenge you! Show Kas what you're bringing to the party!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Wait...Vecna's attacking your plane? But...he's been plotting to attack this one!
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
No, I don't think he even knows this one exists. Also he has definitely updated his look since you guys last hung out.
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
You liars. You must be spies of Vecna!
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
That is precisely my theory as well, my lord. Very well discerned!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Yes. Spies of Vecna. Here to see what our defenses look like. Very clever, oh very clever.
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
That's not what's happening! We brought the Hand of Vecna that Aristomache delivered to you. Would spies do that?
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
The Hand of Vecna? What are you talking about?
GrandTour Portrait Rachana
Rachana:
My lord Kas? Is this a bad time?
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Extremely!
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
Skeletons! Vampire spawn! Clear this room!
41 Defeat 25 Enemies Aristomache is up to something! Don't let her undead army push you back.
GrandTour Portrait Rachana
Rachana:
Excuse me! I am a member of Lord Kas's innovation team, and I have every right to be here to report on my new creation to improve his plans for warfare!
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
We have a situation! There are spies in the palace!
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Hitch:
I'll say, and I think YOU'RE the spy! Admit it, Aristomache! You're working for Vecna! That's why you took the Hand!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Foul lies! Aristomache is my most loyal lieutenant! There's no way she works for the enemy.
GrandTour Portrait Rachana
Rachana:
You know what else won't work for the enemy? MY DEATH RAY!
42 Defeat 25 Enemies The skeletons pepper you with attacks as you try to defend yourselves. Fight back!
43 Collect 25 Bows Those skeleton archers won't quit shooting at you! Take their bows and shut them down!
44 Defeat 25 Enemies These fighters are getting feisty! Hold your ground and keep talking.
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Hold on a moment, Aristomache. What is this contraption?
GrandTour Portrait Rachana
Rachana:
Let me just give you a real quick demonstration since I've hauled it in here, and then I'll leave you to sort this out. See, it works with mirrors and magnifying glasses. You can use it outside to harness the power of the sun OR switch this on and BOOM! This generates a wall of light and it works at night!
GrandTour Portrait Rachana
Rachana:
Let me power it up and I'll show you. I'll even test it on these people here!
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Hang on a minute: You brought a death ray that deals RADIANT damage into your VAMPIRE boss's inner sanctum?
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
WHAT?
GrandTour Portrait Rachana
Rachana:
What? I can't hear you over the generators!
45 Defeat the Death Ray The death ray has warmed up! If it hits Kas, your plan's up in smoke!
GrandTour Portrait Rachana
Rachana:
...All right it needs some revisions.
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
You have a five minute head start before I release vampire spawn after you.
GrandTour Portrait Rachana
Rachana:
Entirely fair. Goodbye!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
You, spies....Or I suppose, deserters? You had the chance to let me be destroyed and you saved me instead. Perhaps I was wrong about you. Perhaps I was foolish to even assume that Vecna would bother sending assassins after me. After all...it sounds like he's moved on.
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
OR his plot is even more fiendish and complex than we first believed!
Icon Hitch
Hitch:
Lady, what is your deal? You took the Hand of Vecna from us and you didn't even try and show us up?
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
I have no idea what you're talking about. These deserters forced their way into the castle, my lord. You should have the vampire spawn tear them apart before they go after Rachana. In fact, let me do the honors. On my command! Attack!
46 Defeat 25 Enemies Aristomache sics more vampire spawn and soldiers on you -- none of this feels like training!
47 Defeat 25 Enemies The training soldiers are long gone -- these ones mean business! Fight to survive!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
What is this Hand of Vecna you keep speaking of?
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Don't you remember? When you killed Vecna the first time with your talking sword, the only thing left of him was his Hand and his Eye. And now he wants to do this big ritual to become a god and rule our plane, and he can't do it yet, because he needs his Hand and his Eye.
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Wait...He can't do this ritual...because I killed him.
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
Yeah I guess so.
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
So...I did do something worthwhile. I did something notable.
Icon Blooshi
Blooshi:
How did you forget? There's like a zillion paintings and stained glass windows and tapestries of you doing it! Here look at these!
48 Collect 25 Tapestry Fragments These tapestries have suffered from the violence of your battles, but there's surely enough here to remind Kas the Bloody-Handed of his glory days!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
So...you're saying you need me to defeat him again?
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
Yes. We were told by an archdevil, a celestial, and this sentient book --
GrandTour Portrait BookofTarchamus
Book of Tarchamus:
Thank you! It's so nice to be appreciated.
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
-- that the only way to destroy the Hand and the Eye of Vecna is for a willing creature to attune to both and then for them to be slain by the Sword of Kas.
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
AHA! There is the plot, my lord! They seek to steal your sword!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
...Aristomache, where is the hand they gave you?
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
SOLDIERS! SEIZE THEM!
49 Defeat 25 Enemies Aristomache sends another wave of fighters to destroy you! She won't let up! Where is the Hand of Vecna?
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
My lord, it is obvious what they're doing. They seek to distract you, to turn you from the work of the domain.
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Where is the Hand of Vecna, Aristomache?
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
Our purpose, our whole purpose is to prepare for the return of Vecna! If you turn from it, if you decide to give these people your sword or -- worse! -- to go with them, we will collapse into chaos. The war cannot succeed without you!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Where is the Hand of Vecna?
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
You cannot turn from your glorious purpose! I will not let you!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
...Aristomache, that is not your own left hand I see reaching for your sword. I know that hand. I loathe that hand. You have betrayed me.
50 Defeat the Bearer of the Hand Aristomache has attuned the Hand of Vecna! The death knight has become a more terrible foe than before! Give your all!
GrandTour Portrait Aristomache
Aristomache:
I have betrayed NOTHING! You are faltering, my lord. Failing. I will not let Tovag collapse. I will not let it fall to Vecna. I will not see our defeat!
Icon Xerophon
Xerophon:
She's getting away!
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
For now. I see now my time here has been a prison. Trapped in my own fears and failures, my obsession with greatness. And all the while Vecna has grown stronger.
Icon Reya
Reya:
We can still defeat him. You can still defeat him. We need your sword.
GrandTour Portrait Kas
Kas:
Then we have a journey to make. And I have a tale to tell.
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