Slack-jawed Lorna

Adventures
Tall Tales The Witchlight Carnival Thieves of the Coven Hither of the Feywild The Prince of a Thousand Enemies Downfall Slack-jawed Lorna The Fairy Rings of Thither Will of the Feywild The Roots of Loomlurch Best Laid Plans The Howling Peaks of Yon The Minions of Endelyn Moongrave Love Unsoiled The Bitter End The Palace of Heart's Desire The Court of Storms Beware the Jabberwock Legends and Lore The End
Campaigns
A Grand Tour of the Sword Coast‎ Tomb of Annihilation‎ Waterdeep: Dragon Heist‎ Baldur's Gate: Descent into Avernus‎ Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden The Wild Beyond the Witchlight Light of Xaryxis Turn of Fortune's Wheel Vecna: Eve of Ruin
Others
Split The Party Tales of the Champions Time Gates Trials of Mount Tiamat

Slack-jawed Lorna is one of the adventures in the campaign The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.

	Face off against the first hag of the Hourglass Coven with a new Bullywug friend in tow.
Requirement(s)	Must have completed "Downfall"
Objective(s)	Complete Area 450
Restriction(s)	No restrictions
Rewards(?)	×900 ×???	Formation

Variants

I'm Sure I Saw It Move!

	Face off against the first hag of the Hourglass Coven with Champions that don't like stuffed animals.
Requirement(s)	Must have completed "Slack-jawed Lorna"
Objective(s)	Complete Area 500
Restriction(s)	Only Champions with a WIS of 12 or lower may be used. In Non-Boss areas, each wave spawns an extra 3-5 random Taxidermy Animals. They do not drop gold, or count towards quest progress. In Boss areas, The second wave spawns a Taxidermy Monstrosity boss monster. It must also be defeated to progress.
Rewards(?)	×1000 ×???	Formation
Patron: Mirt	Complete Area 600	×5.96e06 ×1.20e04
Patron: Vajra	Complete Area 625	×9.42e06 ×1.31e04
Patron: Strahd	Complete Area 650	×1.49e07 ×1.36e04
Patron: Zariel	Complete Area 675	×2.35e07 ×1.48e04
Patron: Elminster	Complete Area 825	×3.68e08 ×2.14e04

End of the Line

	Face off against the first hag of the Hourglass Coven with a Champion of OUR choice.
Requirement(s)	Must have completed "Slack-jawed Lorna" Must have completed 22 Witchlight adventures or variants
Objective(s)	Complete Area 550
Restriction(s)	A random Champion from seat 12 is immediately unlocked, added to the formation, and can't be removed, but can be moved. Champions from the first two bench seats cannot be used.
Rewards(?)	×1100 ×???	Formation
Patron: Mirt	Complete Area 650	×1.49e07 ×1.36e04
Patron: Vajra	Complete Area 675	×2.35e07 ×1.48e04
Patron: Strahd	Complete Area 700	×3.72e07 ×1.54e04
Patron: Zariel	Complete Area 725	×5.89e07 ×1.66e04
Patron: Elminster	Complete Area 850	×5.82e08 ×2.21e04

A Steadfast Love

	Face off against the first hag of the Hourglass Coven while protecting a storybook love.
Requirement(s)	Must have completed "Slack-jawed Lorna" Must have completed 31 Witchlight adventures or variants
Objective(s)	Complete Area 600
Restriction(s)	A one legged Tin Soldier and a Toy Ballerina join the formation. 1-2 Lesser Fire Elementals spawn with each wave. They like to melt tin.
Rewards(?)	×1200 ×1250 ×???	Formation
Patron: Mirt	Complete Area 700	×3.72e07 ×1.54e04
Patron: Vajra	Complete Area 725	×5.89e07 ×1.66e04
Patron: Strahd	Complete Area 750	×9.31e07 ×1.80e04
Patron: Zariel	Complete Area 775	×1.47e08 ×1.86e04
Patron: Elminster	Complete Area 900	×1.45e09 ×2.43e04

Waves

Type	Waves	Bosses	Favored By
armor-based	0	2	Binwin, Ezmerelda, Gazrick, Grimm, Hew Maan, Lucius, Selise, Windfall, Wulfgar
beast	32	6	Imoen, Jaheira, Minsc, Zorbu
boss	0	10	Farideh, Grimm
bullywug	7	0
construct	23	2	Kalix, Wyll
darkling
elemental	2	0
fey	21	4	Minsc
flying
hag
hit-based	1	4	Binwin, Ezmerelda, Grimm, Hew Maan, Windfall
humanoid	7	0	Dynaheir, Ezmerelda, Jaheira, Kalix, Minsc, Zorbu
melee
ooze	0	1	Kalix
ranged	0	3
static	0	0
undead	17	1	Brother Uriah, Ezmerelda, Jaheira, Minsc, Nerys, Volo, Wyll, Zorbu

Wave	Tags	Monsters	Monster Tags	Image
1	Outdoors	Bullywug Knight, Giant Frog	beast bullywug humanoid melee
2	Outdoors	Giant Fly, Giant Frog	beast melee
3	Outdoors	Lornling	fey melee
4	Outdoors	Bullywug Knight, Lornling	bullywug fey humanoid melee
5	Outdoors	Giant Frog x10	beast melee
Boss	Outdoors	Massive Battle Scarred Crocodile	boss beast melee
6	Indoors	Giant Fly, Lornling	beast fey melee
7	Indoors	Giant Frog, Mud Mephit	beast elemental melee
8	Indoors	Mud Mephit	elemental melee
9	Indoors	Giant Fly, Lornling, Marsh Gas Bubble	beast construct fey melee
10	Indoors	Giant Fly x10	beast melee
Boss	Indoors	Giant Toad	boss beast armor-based melee ranged
11	Indoors	Giant Fly, Taxidermy Animal	beast construct undead melee
12	Indoors	Giant Fly, Lornling	beast fey melee
13	Indoors	Taxidermy Animal	beast construct undead melee
14	Indoors	Giant Fly	beast melee
15	Indoors	Taxidermy Animal x10	beast construct undead melee
Boss	Indoors	Taxidermy Monstrosity	boss beast construct undead hit-based melee
16	Indoors	Giant Fly, Taxidermy Animal	beast construct undead melee
17	Indoors	Giant Fly, Lornling	beast fey melee
18	Indoors	Awakened Object	construct melee
19	Indoors	Awakened Object, Giant Fly	beast construct melee
20	Indoors	Awakened Object x10	construct melee
Boss	Indoors	Animated Armor	boss construct hit-based melee
21	Indoors	Awakened Object, Giant Fly	beast construct melee
22	Indoors	Taxidermy Animal	beast construct undead melee
23	Indoors	Gelatinous Cube, Giant Fly	beast static hit-based melee
24	Indoors	Giant Fly, Lornling	beast fey melee
25	Indoors	Taxidermy Animal x10	beast construct undead melee
Boss	Indoors	Swarm of Flies	boss beast melee
26	Indoors	Giant Fly, Taxidermy Animal	beast construct undead melee
27	Indoors	Shadow, Taxidermy Animal	beast construct undead melee
28	Indoors	Lornling	fey melee
29	Indoors	Lornling, Shadow	fey undead melee
30	Indoors	Shadow x10	undead melee
Boss	Indoors	Bauble, Trinket	boss fey ranged
31	Indoors	Awakened Object, Giant Fly, Shadow	beast construct undead melee
32	Indoors	Awakened Object	construct melee
33	Indoors	Lornling, Shadow	fey undead melee
34	Indoors	Awakened Object, Lornling, Shadow	construct fey undead melee
35	Indoors	Shadow x10	undead melee
Boss	Indoors	Charm	boss fey hit-based melee
36	Indoors	Awakened Object, Giant Fly	beast construct melee
37	Indoors	Giant Fly, Lornling, Taxidermy Animal	beast construct fey undead melee
38	Indoors	Lornling	fey melee
39	Indoors	Giant Fly, Taxidermy Animal	beast construct undead melee
40	Indoors	Lornling x6, Taxidermy Animal x4	beast construct fey undead melee
Boss	Indoors	Lornling Riding a Dragonfly	boss beast fey melee
41	Indoors	Giant Frog, Lornling	beast fey melee
42	Indoors	Bullywug Knight, Giant Frog	beast bullywug humanoid melee
43	Indoors	Bullywug Knight, Lornling	bullywug fey humanoid melee
44	Indoors	Lornling, Marsh Gas Bubble	construct fey melee
45	Indoors	Bullywug Knight x10	bullywug humanoid melee
Boss	Indoors	Gelatinous Cube	boss beast ooze hit-based melee
46	Indoors	Giant Fly, Marsh Gas Bubble	beast construct melee
47	Indoors	Giant Fly, Lornling, Marsh Gas Bubble	beast construct fey melee
48	Indoors	Bullywug Knight, Giant Frog, Lornling	beast bullywug fey humanoid melee
49	Indoors	Bullywug Knight, Lornling	bullywug fey humanoid melee
50	Indoors	Lornling x10	fey melee
Boss	Indoors	Bavlorna Blightstraw	boss fey armor-based melee ranged

Transcript

Slack-jawed Lorna
Face off against the first hag of the Hourglass Coven with a new Bullywug friend in tow.
Area	Goal		Quests & Cinematics
Marsh-Mallow:	"[sniffs]"
Nat:	"[signs] Stop it! Stay out of my pocket! That's my egg!"
Morgort:	"Now that I'm Queen of Downfall, I can help you fight Bavlorna and hopefully restore Prismeer to what it once was. All of our resources are yours, Champions. Will you press on right away?"
Celeste:	"There's no time to waste -- we still need to find where Squiddly and Jenks disappeared to and what might have happened to Zybilna. I'm hoping if we restore the archfey, she can help us find the children."
Morgort:	"Bavlorna's cottage lies in the center of the lake, beyond the mists. I'll give you a boat and order the bullywugs to keep the path clear. I'll come with you!"
Bruenor:	"Oi, can ye make sure tha bullywugs are on yer side? 'Cause that lot comin' toward us looks like they dinna want to follow yer orders!"
1	Defeat 25 Enemies		Uh-oh! Downfall's history of endless coups seeks to continue! Fight off those angry bullywug knights!
Morgort:	"Change of plans: I can't go with you, I have a government to form and the dregs of the previous court to crush. You'll have to go without me. But...here, we can help each other out. Blooshi?"
Blooshi:	"My... liege. Ugh."
Morgort:	"Don't start! This is Blooshi, my cousin's daughter. She's... got a lot of promise. But more importantly, she's been inside Bavlorna's cottage."
Blooshi:	"Once. I've been inside once and nobody would let me go back in. And everyone knows what you mean when you say 'got a lot of promise.' You're trying to get rid of me. You don't like my VIBE."
Morgort:	"Look, Champions, I'll be honest. I think Blooshi is a good bullywug to guide you but also she needs some direction. She's...dabbling in dark stuff and I would appreciate it if you helped her see that she could choose a better path! Plus she really can help you through Bavlorna's cottage. Blooshi, take them to the boat launch."
Jarlaxle:	"Sorry, do we get any say in becoming a surly bullywug childcare service? No? Got it."
2	Defeat 25 Enemies		Downfall's streets are still overrun with frogs and flies! Fight them back on your way to the boat launch.
Bullywug Technician:	"Shoo! Shoo! Get out of my balloon factory, you lornlings! Leave those baby crocodiles and their adorable parachutes alone!"
Celeste:	"Hmmm...if we can defeat Bavlorna, I suspect we'll need to go on to Thither. Those darklings travel by balloon over the borders -- if we gather up those scraps again, maybe they can be used to make a balloon."
Minsc:	"Friend Bullywug! If we deal with those lornlings, can you sew us a traveling balloon?"
Bullywug Technician:	"You clear out my factory and find the fabric and I'll make you ten balloons!"
3	Collect 25 Scraps of Balloon Fabric		To leave Hither, you'll need a balloon! Collect the scraps left from your daring plan to patch together a new one.
4	Defeat 25 Enemies		Bavlorna's lornlings rush to their mistress with news of your success! Stop them before they get to her!
Bruenor:	"There's tha boat launch! And tha boat all ready to go!"
Nat:	"[signs] And the biggest crocodile ever! Minsc, can mine get that big?"
Minsc:	"I do not think you want that."
Nat:	"[signs] Maybe if I feed it a lot. Maybe just a bunch of mean watchmen--"
Blooshi:	"[signs] What do you mean 'my crocodile'?"
Celeste:	"Nat, get behind me, it's going to attack!"
5	Defeat the Massive Battle Scarred Crocodile		The only way to Bavlorna is through that massive crocodile!
Nat:	"[signs] You know sign language?"
Blooshi:	"Um, yes. Why wouldn't I? [signs] You have a crocodile that eats people? How old are you?"
Celeste:	"Let's get on the boat. File in everyone. Nat, stay in the center!"
Blooshi:	"[signs] Ohhhh, are you some kind of undead leader? Like a vampire that looks like a child, but is actually like a thousand years old, and these are all your thralls. That's very cool. We should team up."
Nat:	"[signs] ... what? No, I'm ten. They make me stand in the middle because if I get hurt, I'll get swooped away by the Prismeer magic. And my crocodile is still an egg. And secret! ... Are you evil or something? Don't tell Minsc."
Celeste:	"Nat! Blooshi! Get on the boat! We don't want those lornlings to beat us to Bavlorna!"
Jarlaxle:	"What IS this place? It's disgusting."
Blooshi:	"OBVIOUSLY, this is Bavlorna's preservation pool. Her skin is very delicate. If she doesn't soak in it regularly, she dries out and is weakened."
Bruenor:	"That's tha plan! We still got that pinwheel, right?"
Yorven:	"I have it. Vengeance will be ours, though it will be a cold comfort."
Jarlaxle:	"Ugh, no, when you say it like that it sounds embarrassing. Stop trying so hard."
Celeste:	"Will you two stop posturing and help with these lornlings?"
6	Defeat 25 Enemies		It's wet and mildewy in here -- just what lornlings and flies love!
Blooshi:	"You, harengon. You seem... very dark and mysterious. I am curious why you've allied yourself with these do-gooder heroes. Are you using their best intentions to steer them to your own ends?"
Yorven:	"What? Do you think I'm evil?"
Blooshi:	"..um, no?"
Yorven:	"I am vengeance incarnate, born of treachery and the shadows. I wield the powers of the Shadowfell and the viciousness of nature to defend those who cannot defend themselves. It is very hurtful that you assume that makes me a bad person."
Blooshi:	"My mistake! My mistake! Let's...never ever speak of this or think too hard about why I asked you again, sound good? Sounds good."
7	Defeat 25 Enemies		Mud mephits love the slick and slimy space! Don't let them knock you into the pool!
Nat:	"[signs] What's this thing? It's the biggest lilypad I've ever seen. And it's moving!"
Celeste:	"Nat, don't touch that! Don't -- NAT!"
Minsc:	"It knocked her in! I'll get her! You hold Boo, he doesn't swim."
Celeste:	"Don't jump and... Splash us all. Ugh."
Minsc:	"I have her! Don't worry! I have her!"
Celeste:	"Well, thank you, Minsc. I'm glad you're both safe. Now we need to find some towels in all this mess."
8	Collect 25 Towels		The water feels slimy and burns slightly on your skin. Find some towels to dry off with.
9	Defeat 25 Enemies		More swampy monsters swarm over the slimy tiles! Fight them off!
Celeste:	"Let's go -- Blooshi, what's in the room through this door?"
Blooshi:	"Well assuming Bavlorna hasn't redecorated because let me remind you, I've been here ONCE, that will be--EEP!"
Celeste:	"What? What happened?"
Blooshi:	"Ambassador Squelch! Don't let him swallow me! Gullop made me stand chew toy duty for three months and I still have nightmares!"
Bruenor:	"Tha king's giant toad? Lass, we killed that beastie. This is another giant toad. Which... ta be fair, still probably wants ta eat ye... Ah, stand back, we'll take care of it."
Blooshi:	"... No, I can face my fears. EEP!"
10	Defeat the Giant Toad		Another giant toad? Don't let it swallow you up!
Blooshi:	"The study should be right... Oh, pondscum, this isn't the study. It's the taxidermy room. I TOLD Morgort, I've only been here ONCE."
Bruenor:	"Taxidermy room? Ye say that like it's expected. Like ye have tha study, tha dinin' hall, tha secret room full o' tha good ale, tha taxidermy room --"
Blooshi:	"Bavlorna dabbles in taxidermy. Sewing together dead creatures to make new magical constructs. It's kind of wild. She's always looking for new specimens to perfect her art."
Bruenor:	"Uh, would that rustlin' sound be her 'art' wakin' up?"
11	Defeat 25 Enemies		This foul-smelling room is where Bavlorna sews together her creations -- and they don't like being disturbed! Fight off the taxidermy animals!
Blooshi:	"Hew... Maan, is it? Level with me here. You strike me as, a person... a single individual person --"
Hew Maan:	"Thank you!"
Blooshi:	"You're welcome. What I'm getting at is, what's your angle? How are you planning to thwart these guys? Do you have an evil master on the outside? Or is this part of some bigger scheme?"
Hew Maan:	"Oh. Hmm. Look. We are not really that kind of individual human. I mean, we are not do-gooders precisely? But we are Champions. It's great! Lots of snacks and shiny things! And flexible hours! Just have to fight monsters and find things for Celeste. Very easy. You should try it! What is your skills?"
Blooshi:	"I... well, I have a lot of promise? Apparently."
Jarlaxle:	"Why are you pestering the kobolds and Murder Bunny? You want to be a Champion?"
Blooshi:	"Ugh, no. Why would I want to be a Champion? Being a good guy is so boring."
Jarlaxle:	"All right, first of all, you and Yorven -- stop trying so hard. It doesn't make you interesting. Everyone wants to be a Champion! Do you know how many people we pick up on adventures like this?"
Blooshi:	"No, and I don't care."
Jarlaxle:	"And second, while you would have to put up with Nayeli getting worked up sometimes about the fact that some of us do the right things for reasons she doesn't entirely agree with, we care more about what you DO than what you ARE. Bigger problem is your squeamishness about fighting."
Blooshi:	"I'm not squeam--EEP! Lornlings!"
12	Defeat 25 Enemies		Bavlorna's lornlings follow you into the room! Force them back out!
Bruenor:	"I dinna like these taxidermy beasties. They're unsettlin' and they're endless!"
Jarlaxle:	"Yes, and now they're wielding little knives! This isn't getting better."
Bruenor:	"Aye, those are tha hag's tools! Grab 'em! We dinna want anyone makin' more of the creatures!"
13	Collect 25 Taxidermy Tools		The taxidermy animals take up the tools of their creation! We don't want anyone creating MORE of these things! Grab those tools!
14	Defeat 25 Giant Flies		What just happened to Blooshi? And is it related to this swarm of ravenous flies?
Blooshi:	"Uh, what... what..."
Celeste:	"Blooshi."
Blooshi:	"I didn't do it!"
Celeste:	"Blooshi did you make a pact with a strange skull for untold powers?"
Blooshi:	"Genuinely I don't know. It was not very clear on the fine points."
15	Defeat the Taxidermy Monstrosity		What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a spider with a boar? TROUBLE!
Celeste:	"All right, well, we're a little pressed for time now. You're not the first person here to make a not-entirely-well-thought-out decision when faced with an extraplanar power making promises. Maybe one of them can help you figure out how to... undo it."
Farideh:	"Look, some of us were a little distracted!"
Avren:	"To be clear my plan was EXTREMELY well thought out. Almost TOO well thought out!"
Prudence:	"Undoing it is just opening a huge can of worms--patrons don't like takebacks, ask Shaka. You should see where it takes you."
Blooshi:	"Yeah... Yeah! That sounds like a great idea."
Celeste:	"[sigh] Selûne, give me strength."
Blooshi:	"I wonder what this does! Maybe I'll shoot lightning bolts! Or... or skeletons! Or skeleton lightning bolts!"
Celeste:	"Take it easy! You don't want to do something by accident!"
Bruenor:	"Lass, look out! Those taxidermy animals are back! Oh no! Nat!"
Celeste:	"Nat! Move!"
Blooshi:	"Ooh! Ooh! Maybe I have a shield! Maybe I--URK!"
Jarlaxle:	"... All right, so surly bullywug babysitting service is not going to be a regular side business."
16	Defeat 25 Enemies		Those vicious taxidermy animals have struck Blooshi down! Get your vengeance!
Nat:	"[signs] Blooshi! Blooshi! Celeste, help, she jumped in front of me! I think she's dead!"
Ghost Blooshi:	"[signs] Wait, I'm dead?"
Celeste:	"Oh, sweet Moonmaiden!"
Bruenor:	"Yer a ghost!"
Ghost Blooshi:	"Wait, what? I don't want to be a ghost! Well, I might want to be a ghost... but not permanently!"
Jarlaxle:	"Uh, generally that's a permanent situation."
Ghost Blooshi:	"What do I do? What do I do?"
Bruenor:	"Lass, we're gonna help ya, but we're not out o' tha woods!"
Celeste:	"Those lornlings have followed us! We can't let them bring word to Bavlorna!"
Ghost Blooshi:	"Okay! I'm on it!"
Celeste:	"Wait!"
17	Defeat 25 Enemies		Lornlings trail you into this room too! Don't let them return to their mistress!
Ghost Blooshi:	"Ha ha! Did you see that? Did you see that? I am so incredibly tough like this! This is great! Nobody can mess with me now!"
Celeste:	"There is so much junk in this room I can hardly find the door."
Minsc:	"Yes, and the junk keeps moving and throwing other junk at us."
Ghost Blooshi:	"Hey! Those aren't junk! Those are precious bullywug artifacts! Those belong in a museum!"
18	Collect 25 Dusty Knicknacks		Those treasures belong in a museum! Take them back from Bavlorna's awakened objects!
19	Defeat 25 Enemies		The junk in this room has a mind of its own -- and it's decided to take you down!
20	Defeat the Animated Armor		A suit of animated armor was hiding in the hag's hoard! You won't escape unless you can defeat it!
Blooshi:	"... [cough] What the...? Hey! I'm in my body again!"
Avren:	"Ohhhh, it's THAT kind of pact."
Blooshi:	"So... what, I turn into a super tough ghost but only for a little bit?"
Avren:	"... you say that like it's a bad thing."
Blooshi:	"I mean, this is better than anything I had going on before, so no, I'm pretty excited about this turn of events! Let's find that study!"
21	Defeat 25 Enemies		You've found Bavlorna's study, but the remnants of her hoard room have found you! Push them back!
Celeste:	"Shh! I hear someone talking."
Nayeli:	"It's those darkling merchants, Trinket and Bauble."
Celeste:	"Listen..."
Charm:	"What do you mean the balloon burned down?"
Trinket:	"It was a bunch of heroes! They were distracting the bullywugs!"
Bauble:	"It seemed like a good plan! Distract the bullywugs with baby crocodiles, chaos ensues, Slack-Jawed Lorna comes out to see, and you have all the cover you need! Then they set it all on fire!"
Bruenor:	"Oi, be fair! Tha bullywugs are tha ones that set the fires."
Trinket:	"That's them!"
Charm:	"Then you know what to do. I'm gonna finish the job. Use Bavlorna's minions. Come find me when they're dealt with."
22	Defeat 25 Taxidermy Animals		The darklings rally the taxidermy animals to go after you! Cut them to pieces!
Bauble:	"Dark and empty! The hag has a wealth of minion options! We have lornlings, we have taxidermy animals -- ooh flies to do our bidding!"
Trinket:	"Look at this! Look at this! Haha! Hey Champions, come and get us!"
Blooshi:	"Yeah! Here I go!"
Celeste:	"Blooshi! Stop! That's a Gelatinous Cube you're running... at."
Ghost Blooshi:	"All right, I see the issue now, but -- again -- this is really working out for me!"
23	Clear the Gelatinous Cube		Oh no! A gelatinous cube! You can't go over it. You can't go under it. You SHOULDN'T go through it -- better get rid of it!
24	Defeat 25 Enemies		Bavlorna created the lornlings as miniature versions of herself. They'll defend their mistress's secrets to the bitter end!
Celeste:	"Trinket! Bauble! We can work this out! We're on the same side! What happened to common interests?"
Trinket:	"I think you've demonstrated how common our interests are. You burned down our balloon!"
Jarlaxle:	"Are you not trying to... Actually what ARE you doing to Bavlorna?"
Nayeli:	"They're robbing her. Don't you remember?"
Jarlaxle:	"Wait, YOU let us team up with a bunch of thieves? Nayeli, I think you've grown."
Bauble:	"We don't need your help to steal Bavlorna's magic. Flies! Get them while they're arguing!"
25	Defeat the Swarm of Flies		The moldy dampness and the rot from the taxidermy room has drawn a swarm of flies to attack you! Banish that swarm!
26	Defeat 25 Enemies		You haven't found your way to Bavlorna yet, but her taxidermy creations have found YOU again! Don't let them stop you!
Blooshi:	"Aww, back in my body."
Darkness:	"THIS IS MY BIDDING, WARLOCK. BIDE YOUR TIME UNTIL I HAVE NEED OF YOU."
Blooshi:	"What? Skull? What did you say? What's your name? Do you want to hang out?"
Bauble:	"... That is very odd and upsetting. Was the undead warlock with you before?"
Celeste:	"It's a new development. Look, we're sorry about the balloon--"
Trinket:	"Sorry won't cut it, Champions -- and neither will these minions. Hither has always been a sloppy mess. Let's bring a little Yon to the party."
27	Defeat 25 Enemies		The darklings have shadows at their command! The taxidermy animals are loving this! Fight your way through!
Trinket:	"Blast! More lornlings!"
Jarlaxle:	"Oh good they're taking notes. I think you'll agree that NONE of us want them to get back to Bavlorna with word of what's going on up in her study."
Bauble:	"No, no, we'll wait while you clear those up."
28	Collect 25 Lornling Notepads		Those lornlings have information on all your plans! Snatch their notepads before word gets back to Bavlorna!
29	Defeat 25 Enemies		The shadows are getting antsy--they attack without their mistresses' command! Fight them and the lornlings together!
Bruenor:	"End o' tha road, lasses."
Trinket:	"Oh is it, now?"
Bauble:	"I think they're forgetting something very important."
Trinket:	"Indeed -- we might be out of minions to throw at you, but that only means you have to fight US!"
30	Defeat Trinket and Bauble		Trinket and Bauble aren't backing down! They have a job to do and you wrecked their balloon! Defend yourselves!
Bauble:	"Quick! Back to Charm before Bavlorna comes upstairs"
Blooshi:	"Oh pondscum! They got away!"
Jarlaxle:	"I thought you were all in on making trouble and being wicked. Aren't you glad they escaped?"
Blooshi:	"Well... no? I mean, I don't want OTHER people making trouble. Also I wanted to whomp them with my ghost powers."
Nayeli:	"And they have a point. We did have a hand in destroying their balloon. I don't like giving thieves a way out, but we're not innocent here."
Celeste:	"And the darklings aren't our problem -- Bavlorna is. We need to head back downstairs."
Celeste:	"The darklings went through here."
Blooshi:	"I don't see them anywhere."
Bruenor:	"Hard ta see anythin' in here, 'cept all tha junk."
Celeste:	"There's no sign of Bavlorna, either."
Jarlaxle:	"Except for the utter mob of minions, of course."
31	Defeat 25 Enemies		The many threats of Bavlorna's cottage converge on you! Show them why you're the Champions!
32	Defeat 25 Awakened Objects		If you leave junk alone this long, it gets surly. Knock it back!
Nat:	"[signs] Look! Thread! Is that what they're looking for?"
Celeste:	"Good eye, Nat! One of those must be the magic thread!"
Nayeli:	"Shh! I hear the darklings!"
Charm:	"... you get down to the docks and find us a balloon to get home in. I'll take care of the Champions."
Celeste:	"Quick! I have an idea. Grab the thread and we'll find the one we need to bargain with."
33	Collect 25 Spools of Thread		One of these spools is the magic thread the darklings have been sent for! Grab them quick!
Blooshi:	"Oh... is it this one? It feels... depressing. It looks depressing. It looks like... like if not liking myself was a color. Is that a--URK!"
Lornling:	"Nasty, nasty taking mistress's things. We'll have the thread back!"
Ghost Blooshi:	"Oh no you don't!"
34	Defeat 25 Enemies		Don't let these lornlings and shadows take the thread back! You need it to bargain with!
Charm:	"Well, Champions. We meet again. I think you have something Endelyn dearly wants. And you're going to hand it over to me."
Celeste:	"Tell us where Bavlorna is and you can have the thread."
Charm:	"Sorry to disappoint you, but that's not how this works. First I'm going to destroy you, and then I'll be taking the thread. Shadows of Yon! To me!"
35	Defeat Charm		Charm wants that thread and she doesn't want to parley! Show her you aren't willing to back down!
Celeste:	"Now are you going to listen? We're sorry we destroyed your balloon, but we're not here to fight you. We're after Bavlorna. We'll give you the thread and you can get out of our way."
Charm:	"[pants] Reasonable. Hand it over."
Ghost Blooshi:	"Wait! First, where's Bavlorna?"
Charm:	"Down in her preservation pool, of course. I mentioned she was looking a little parched. Thank you for the thread. I hope we don't meet again."
Jarlaxle:	"Likewise."
36	Defeat 25 Enemies		Bavlorna should really take care of her things. Since she's not here, you'll have to take care of them first!
Bruenor:	"We're goin' in circles. This place is like a maze!"
Blooshi:	"No, no I DO remember this part. We just go through that door."
Jarlaxle:	"Oh, right the one behind all the taxidermy animals with razor-sharp teeth, lornling with daggers, and irritating giant flies."
Blooshi:	"Yeah... Let me go first."
37	Defeat 25 Enemies		This house is like a maze, but surely you're near the heart of it? It would be easier to find your way without all these creatures attacking!
Jarlaxle:	"Blooshi, if I didn't know better, I would say that pact has made you downright heroic."
Ghost Blooshi:	"Ew! No. No I am definitely edgy and mysterious with a dark side."
Jarlaxle:	"Is that what you were going for? Because I don't think it was working."
Lornling:	"Not working. Definitely acting like a hero."
Ghost Blooshi:	"What are you writing down? Give me that notepad!"
38	Collect 25 Lornling Notepads		It's not just your progress those lornlings have been spying on! Grab those notepads!
39	Defeat 25 Enemies		Do taxidermy animals count as undead? Their bites certainly count as painful! Drive them back!
Lornling:	"You go no further!"
40	Defeat the Lornling Riding a Dragonfly		Look! Up in the air! It's a bird? It's a portal to another plane? No! It's a lornling riding a dragonfly!
Celeste:	"Back where we started. This is where Charm said Bavlorna would be."
Minsc:	"It looks like she's fled. All I see are lornlings and flies."
Boo:	"Squeak!"
Minsc:	"And Boo says the pool looks evil. I agree."
Blooshi:	"How is a pool evil!"
Nayeli:	"Forget the pool! Take care of the vermin swarming around first! We can't find the hag if we can't get past them."
41	Defeat 25 Enemies		Before you can find Bavlorna, you're surrounded by lornlings and more giant flies! Swat those vermin!
Bruenor:	"Where did all these bullywugs come from? I dinnae know there were so many on Bavlorna's side!"
Blooshi:	"Me either! Man, you think you know people... actually... I don't think I know ANY of these people. Who ARE all these bullywugs?"
42	Defeat 25 Enemies		Where did all these bullywugs come from? And why are they all on Bavlorna's side?
Celeste:	"A... cocoon?"
Gromma:	"This seems a terrible place for caterpillars to change. Far too damp."
Celeste:	"Oh, merciful Selûne! That's it! Cocoons are used in castings of polymorph! She's hiding among the bullywugs! These must be more lornlings."
Ghost Blooshi:	"That explains why I don't know any of them. And maybe why that one guy stabbed me!"
Celeste:	"There are more of them. Quick! Grab the cocoons so she can't keep recasting it!"
43	Collect 25 Caterpillar Cocoons		Stop Bavlorna's polymorph tricks! Collect those caterpillar cocoons!
44	Defeat 25 Enemies		A wall of sickly bubbles and lornlings blocks your way to the hag! Carve a path!
Celeste:	"Focus on the bullywugs. One of them is the hag."
Bruenor:	"Uh, what's that bubblin' sound?"
Celeste:	"The pool! It's a gelatinous cube!"
Boo:	"Squeak!"
Minsc:	"Yes, you did say the pool was evil. I think we all owe Boo an apology?"
45	Defeat the Gelatinous Cube		Oh no! Another gelatinous cube rises up from the preservation pool! Don't let it engulf you!
Bavlorna:	"Well, well, well. You are a persistent bunch, aren't you? What is it you want, hmm? Care to make a deal?"
Celeste:	"We want the return of our young companions. And we want Prismeer returned to Zybilna."
Bavlorna:	"Well you don't ask much, do you now? Suffice it to say, I'm not interested in your terms. Now you're in my house, so you can get out or you can die."
46	Defeat 25 Enemies		The preservation pool's damp air is full of marsh gas bubbles and giant flies -- make some room!
Bavlorna:	"Well, I see we've chosen to die."
Ghost Blooshi:	"It's kind of my thing now!"
Bavlorna:	"Ah, you were nosing around in my things, weren't you? You'll come to regret that, tadpole. Your new friend isn't a friend at all!"
Ghost Blooshi:	"Ugh, yes I get it. They explained patrons to me."
Bavlorna:	"Heh heh heh, oh you're going to get eaten alive. Lucky for you, I can make lornlings until the crocodiles come home, so here's hoping they tear you apart first."
47	Defeat 25 Enemies		Bavlorna summons more lornlings to attack you in the midst of those bubbles and flies -- you have got to get out of this disgusting room!
Bavlorna:	"Well... aren't you... No, I... URRRGH! Lornlings! My mirrors!"
Nat:	"[signs] What's she doing with mirrors?"
Celeste:	"A component to a spell surely. I can't be sure which one."
Bruenor:	"Well then let's nae let her get any o' them. Grab tha mirrors!"
48	Collect 3 Hand Mirrors		What is she going to do with that mirror? Don't let her helpers get one to her!
49	Defeat 25 Enemies		You've got Bavlorna on the back foot, er, flipper -- she's throwing everything she has at you now!
Celeste:	"She's fallen back! The pinwheel! Get the pinwheel out!"
Yorven:	"Here it is. May the winds of change scatter your foul--"
Jarlaxle:	"Give it to me, Murder-Bunny, we don't have time for a monologue."
Bavlorna:	"No! No! No! AHHHHHH!"
Bavlorna:	"Well now I'm just FURIOUS!"
Bruenor:	"Uh, tha wind dried up all tha water... but tha hag's still here."
Bavlorna:	"Of course I'm still here, nitwit. Here and parched and ANGRY. You don't even know who you're messing with."
Ghost Blooshi:	"We know we don't want you pushing around the bullywugs! We know we don't want you supporting the brigands! Also that harengon guy is mad about something you did when he was a kid, so I think we don't have to know to be sure we don't want your brand of evil on this place."
Minsc:	"Very heroic! Very well said!"
Ghost Blooshi:	"Okay fine I'm a hero, let's fight the hag now!"
50	Defeat Bavlorna		The only way to free Prismeer is to defeat the Hourglass Coven! This ends now!
Bavlorna:	"So long, Champions. Like I said: You don't even know who you're messing with."
Celeste:	"The mirror in the corner! It's a portal!"
Jarlaxle:	"Is that the Carnival? Well this will be interesting for Mr. Witch and Mr. Light. Annnnd the lornlings have smashed it. Guess we aren't getting out that way.."
Celeste:	"We're not leaving yet. We've broken the hags' hold on Hither. But we still need to find Jenks and Squiddly, and there's two-thirds of Prismeer still under the hold of the Hourglass Coven."
Nayeli:	"I think it's time we commandeer another balloon. It's time to make for Thither."
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