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No One Can Hear You Scream is one of the adventures in the campaign: Light of Xaryxis.

Icon No One Can Hear You Scream Scavenge your way through Wildspace on your way to the Rock of Bral.
Requirement(s)
Requirements sign
Must have completed "Xanathaaaaaaar!"
Objective(s) Objectives sign Complete Area 400
Restriction(s)
Restriction sign
No restrictions
Rewards(?) Icon Gems ×800 Celestian's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Xaryxis Destruction

Variants[]

Anchors Aweigh[]

Adventure Xaryxis NoOneCanHearYouScreamVariant1 Scavenge your way through Wildspace while facing gravity anomalies.
Requirement(s)
Requirements sign
Must have completed "No One Can Hear You Scream"
Objective(s) Objectives sign Complete Area 450
Restriction(s)
Restriction sign
Every 5 seconds, a random Champion loses their footing and flies off the deck for 10 seconds. They can't attack and their formation abilities are disabled while off the deck.
Rewards(?) Icon Gems ×900 Celestian's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Xaryxis Destruction
Patron: Mirt Objectives sign Complete Area 550 Mirt Influence ×2.38e06 Ruby Coin ×1.04e04
Patron: Vajra Objectives sign Complete Area 575 Vajra Influence ×3.76e06 Symbol of Vajra ×1.09e04
Patron: Strahd Objectives sign Complete Area 600 Strahd Influence ×5.96e06 Barovian Coin ×1.20e04
Patron: Zariel Objectives sign Complete Area 625 Zariel Influence ×9.42e06 Symbol of Zariel ×1.31e04
Patron: Elminster Objectives sign Complete Area 825 Elminster Influence ×3.68e08 Icon Sigil of Elminster ×2.14e04

Arcane Suppression[]

Adventure Xaryxis Arcane Suppression Scavenge your way through Wildspace in an antimagic field.
Requirement(s)
Requirements sign
Must have completed "No One Can Hear You Scream"
Requirements sign
Must have completed 16 Xaryxis adventures or variants.
Objective(s) Objectives sign Complete Area 500
Restriction(s)
Restriction sign
You may only use Champions with a Wisdom of 13 or higher.
Rewards(?) Icon Gems ×1000 Celestian's Favor ×??? Formation Formation Xaryxis Destruction
Patron: Mirt Objectives sign Complete Area 600 Mirt Influence ×5.96e06 Ruby Coin ×1.20e04
Patron: Vajra Objectives sign Complete Area 625 Vajra Influence ×9.42e06 Symbol of Vajra ×1.31e04
Patron: Strahd Objectives sign Complete Area 650 Strahd Influence ×1.49e07 Barovian Coin ×1.36e04
Patron: Zariel Objectives sign Complete Area 675 Zariel Influence ×2.35e07 Symbol of Zariel ×1.48e04
Patron: Elminster Objectives sign Complete Area 825 Elminster Influence ×3.68e08 Icon Sigil of Elminster ×2.14e04

Waves[]

Type Waves Bosses Favored By
dummy_value 0 0 Warning - «dummy_value» should be replaced with a valid monster-type! (click this link for more info)

Check the below list of supported monster-types[WL 1]

Please add all the missing waves definition (with "0 & 0" or no values in case you don’t know them…) based on in-game’s "ENEMY TYPES" data mentionned on adventure’s starting/choice screen, place them between the header & the footer lines (which should remain untouched), and keep the monster-type lines sorted alphabetically. Thanks! (click this link for more info)

  1. List of supported monster-types:
    aarakocra ; aberration ; apparition ; armor-based ; astral elf ; bandit ; beast ; boss ; buffwolf ; bullywug ; celestial ; construct ; cultist ; darkling ; demon ; derro ; devil ; dinosaur ; dragon ; drow ; dwarf ; elemental ; elf ; fey ; fiend ; flying ; genasi ; giant ; giff ; gith ; githyanki ; glitch ; gnoll ; gnome ; goblin ; goblinoid ; grimlock ; grung ; hag ; half-elf ; half-orc ; halfling ; harengon ; hit-based ; hobgoblin ; human ; humanoid ; item ; kenku ; kobold ; kuo-toa ; lizardfolk ; lycanthrope ; melee ; mind flayer ; modron ; mongrelfolk ; monstrosity ; ogre ; ooze ; orc ; planescape ; plant ; quaggoth ; ranged ; red wizard ; relentless ; saurial ; seaspawn ; shadar-kai ; spawner ; stacked ; static ; summoner ; tabaxi ; tiefling ; troll ; undead ; uthgardt ; vampire ; vecna cultist ; warforged ; winter ; xanathar ; yuan-ti ; zhentarim   (some others may be added in the future).
    Copy the line with "dummy" as many times as required and replace the "dummy" type with the required one and fill the table with the right number of waves with monsters/bosses of the specified type.
    Once done for all the monster-types present in the current adventure, remove the needless "dummy" line.

Transcript[]

Icon No One Can Hear You Scream No One Can Hear You Scream
Scavenge your way through Wildspace on your way to the Rock of Bral.
Area Goal Quests & Cinematics
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
We need to get off the astral elves' ship! The githyanki are attacking! If we're going to escape, the chaos of battle is our best chance of escaping both and getting to the Rock of Bral!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
I just hope we can find someone there who knows how to save Toril from the crystalline vines.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
This again? Your planet is serving the needs of the Xaryxian Empire! And it will take a month -- you have plenty of time to load your population onto ships and escape to Wildspace.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
We don't have ships! None of us realized before Elaina's ship took off that spelljamming vessels were a thing! We don't DO this!
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
That's right! We fight EVIL! Like this!
1 Defeat 25 Enemies You're trapped on the deck of the astral elves' star moth ship as the githyanki attack! Fight your way back to the Moondancer!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Great. We're going to have to fight through astral elves AND githyanki to get back to the ship. Havilar, Nordom, can you two keep an eye on Squiddly?
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
No one needs to keep an eye on me! I've got a bow!
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
Squiddly makes a logical argument. He is armed.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
I mean I guess. Maybe we could give him one of those fallen githyanki's swords. Way more effective.
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
Havilar also makes a logical argument. Two weapons are superior to one.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
...Farideh! Minsc! Can you two keep an eye on Havilar and Nordom?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
This plan of yours seems designed to cause more damage to my ship. We've barely made repairs to the Xanathar's sabotage, and now you want me to run a gauntlet between astral elves and githyanki warships?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Do you have a better idea? Because right now it's looking like 'get captured' and 'maybe take damage' are the only choices.
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
I have a solution! We defeat the astral elves and githyanki by sheer force of heroics and then take their ships. They won't need them.
Icon NPC Boo
Boo:
Squeak!
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
It cannot be THAT difficult! Watch, I'll clear these astral elf fighters up myself!
2 Defeat 25 Enemies Astral elf fighters attack, trying to reclaim Xedalli as their prisoner! Don't let them get what they want!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Xedalli, if you know how to save our planet, you should speak up. We saved you.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
I think I've made it clear, if there's any way to stop the process, only the emperor knows. Or empress, I suppose. But also your system is being actively infested by space clowns! We may well be doing you a favor!
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
We have already covered this! Enemies and evil are easy to defeat! We are the Champions!
Xaryxis Portrait SpaceClown
Space Clown:
Hyuk! Hyuk! Stick 'em up!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Quick! Get those rayguns away from them!
3 Collect 25 Rayguns Space clowns! Not again! A three-sided fight makes this so much harder! Steal their rayguns!
4 Defeat 25 Enemies Astral elves to the left of you! Space clowns to the right! Stuck in the middle with gith! Fight!
Greengrass Portraits GithyankiKithRak
Githyanki Kith'rak:
Stop right there! By order of Vlaakith the Undying, Queen of the Astral Sea, you are now our prisoners!
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
Incorrect. We are still free.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
And I have a sword!
Xaryxis Portrait Flapjack
Flapjack:
Ooh, a gith! I hear you have a queen who's a lich, what's that like?
Xaryxis Portrait SpaceClown
Space Clown:
Hyuk! Hyuk! Everyone hit the deck!
Greengrass Portraits GithyankiKithRak
Githyanki Kith'rak:
...all right, I'm just going to skip ahead to the part where I behead you.
5 Defeat the Githyanki Kith'rak The githyanki kith'rak is an elite warrior among the githyanki of the Astral Sea! Give the fight your all!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
All right -- Flapjack, you and Farideh get down to the bridge! The rest of you, help me get these sails up.
Xaryxis Portrait SpaceClown
Space Clown:
Not so fast! What do you get when you cross a raygun with a hero?
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
A RAYGUN-HERO?!
Xaryxis Portrait SpaceClown
Space Clown:
Nope! Lunch!
Greengrass Portraits GithyankiGish
Githyanki Warrior:
You cannot flee the strike of Vlaakith!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
There's more coming! We need to get the ships separated!
6 Defeat 25 Enemies Enemies from all three factions pursue you onto the Moondancer! Defend the ship!
Xaryxis Portrait AstralElfAristocrat
Astral Elf Aristocrat:
Hand over the prisoner and we'll remove you from this battle!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
That's a fancy way to say 'capture and enslave.'
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
Please don't give me to them! They want to kill me.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
You have that effect sometimes.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Farideh!
Xaryxis Portrait AstralElfAristocrat
Astral Elf Aristocrat:
If you persist in rebelling, we'll just have to kill you all!
7 Defeat 25 Enemies The astral elves want Xedalli! The githyanki want the ships! The space clowns want to feast on your flesh! You just want to prevail!
Greengrass Portraits GithyankiGish
Githyanki Warrior:
Submit, Xaryxian and...whatever you lot are. These ships are ours.
Xaryxis Portrait SpaceClownRingmaster
Space Clown Ringmaster:
Oh don't leave us out! We love a party!
Xaryxis Portrait AstralElfAristocrat
Astral Elf Aristocrat:
Gah! Space clowns!
8 Collect 25 Githyanki Bows The githyanki are formidable archers! Even the field by stealing their bows!
Xaryxis Portrait AstralElfAristocrat
Astral Elf Aristocrat:
We need to secure our ship! Xaryxians! Retreat to the Dark Star! Kill all space clowns on sight!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Well there's a relief. We're down one enemy.
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
The peril has decreased to 87% of maximum.
9 Defeat 25 Enemies The astral elves have retreated to the Dark Star! That leaves the githyanki and the space clowns!
Xaryxis Portrait SpaceClownRingmaster
Space Clown Ringmaster:
Wanna hear a joke? Pun enters a room and kills ten people. Pun in, ten dead. Get it?
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
Peril has increased to 120% of maximum!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
How is that possible?!
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
That pun exceeded all previous measures!
Xaryxis Portrait SpaceClownRingmaster
Space Clown Ringmaster:
Let's take it another step. I'll be 'pun,' you die!
10 Defeat the Space Clown Ringmaster Somehow in your heart, you always knew it would end this way: you versus the space clown ringmaster!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
We're clear but we're badly damaged. Looks like we've got jammer leeches.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
I'm sorry what?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Everyone over the side! I need you clearing the hull.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Jammer leeches are creatures that anchor on damaged hulls. We must have picked some up on that asteroid, and now they're sprouting. You need to uproot them all so we can reseal the hull or they'll just destroy whatever repairs we make.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Whacking plants! This is going to be easy!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
They're spiked tentacle plants so don't get cocky.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Squiddly, stay in the middle and be careful.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
And watch out for scavvers.
11 Defeat 25 Enemies A clean spelljamming ship is a happy spelljamming ship! Clear the jammer leeches and dodge those gray scavvers!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Ohhhh that's a lot of stars over us. Under us. I don't want to look.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
It's AMAZING! We're upside down!
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
I have determined there is no 'upside-down' in this environment because no reference point exists.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
What are you talking about? This is definitely the bottom of the boat.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Not a boat!
12 Defeat 25 Enemies You're traversing the hull of the Moondancer -- you're really in space! Uproot those jammer leeches!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Ugh, they're pulling up the boards. We need those!
Icon NPC Boo
Boo:
Squeak!
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
We will scrape the jammer leeches off the boards, no problem!
13 Collect 25 Boards A ship full of holes is a ship full of scavvers! Reclaim those boards!
14 Defeat 25 Enemies Your leech clearing has drawn space guppies and gray scavvers! Drive them off!
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Whoa, is that jammer leech really really close or is it really, really big?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Son of a space clown! That's a mother jammer leech!
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
Query: Does that mean the leeches we have been disposing of have been infants?
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Eeee! Not the babies!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
No it means THAT one is a very big jammer leech that makes a lot more jammer leeches! We need to get it off the ship!
15 Defeat the Mother Jammer Leech The mother of all jammer leeches has anchored to the Moondancer! Get that big parasite out of here!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Phew! That's the last of them. That should keep our air envelope going long enough to reach Bral....Hold on...Flapjack is contacting me. He says we have another problem.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
How did the ship take so much damage?
Xaryxis Portrait Flapjack
Flapjack:
Considering we were in the middle of a battle between githyanki, astral elves, and SPACE CLOWNS, I'm actually surprised we didn't take more damage.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
What do we need to do?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Get the Moondancer into a drydock berth and pay for actual repairs.
Xaryxis Portrait Flapjack
Flapjack:
That's the problem. I don't think we're going to make it to the Rock of Bral. The hull is so damaged it's disrupting our air envelope. And all the holes are attracting space eels and worse!
16 Defeat 25 Enemies Space eels and space guppies come nosing at the Moondancer's damage! Drive them off!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
So what then? Do you have repair supplies?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
We used them all the FIRST time we had to make repairs. We need to find a derelict and scavenge.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
How hard is it to find a derelict ship?
Xaryxis Portrait Flapjack
Flapjack:
Depends. The fact that we just left a githyanki raiding force increases the odds sharply though, so that's good!
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
So people just leave their spelljamming ships floating around?
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
That's what usually happens when all aboard the ship are slain and no one remains to work the helm. And this is why you always travel with a well-armed armada of warships. When possible.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Sorry we left our warships back on the planet you're destroying.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
I said 'when possible'!
17 Defeat 25 Enemies Gray scavvers stream toward the Moondancer ready to take a bite out of you! Drive them and the space guppies away!
Xaryxis Portrait Flapjack
Flapjack:
There's an asteroid field not too far from here in the direction the gith ships came from. That seems like a good place to start looking.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Make it so. Meanwhile, Champions, can you help me prepare for the repairs? We're going to need hammers, nails, and every drop of space tar that we can get.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Ooh, what's space tar?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
What's space tar? It's what you spread on spelljamming vessels to keep them from splintering apart in the void of wildspace.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Ah like putting pine tar on sailing ships?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
...What's a pine? Hey! HEY! Put those buckets down! We need them!
18 Collect 25 Buckets of Space Tar Those buckets of space tar are very necessary to your repairs! The space eels can't even use a brush! Get them back!
19 Defeat 25 Enemies Space eels and gray scavvers swarm the Moondancer as you prepare for repairs! Cut them down!
Xaryxis Portrait Flapjack
Flapjack:
Approaching the asteroid field and I've got good news and bad news.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
What's the good news?
Xaryxis Portrait Flapjack
Flapjack:
There's a derelict behind that asteroid in pretty good shape. Definitely abandoned, but we should be able to get some hull panels and maybe some salvage while we're at it.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
And the bad news?
Xaryxis Portrait Flapjack
Flapjack:
It's a mind flayer nautiloid.
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
Ah! I thought the bad news was that the asteroid had teeth! And that it is attacking us!
20 Defeat the Eyemonger That's no asteroid -- that's an eyemonger! Defend the Moondancer!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
All right, get aboard Champions. We need intact panels and enough salvage to pay for repairs. Anything not nailed down.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
Yes, have fun on your...dilapidated and possibly aberration infested ship.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Oh no, Princess. You stay with us. You've already attempted one mutiny -- I'm going to keep you where I can see you.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
That's a mind flayer ship? It looks like a broken squid.
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
Makes sense. Mind flayers also look like squids that are not all right.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
So we need to get over to that ship and remove enough panels of the hull to patch up the Moondancer. Do we have any idea how many that will be?
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Uh, twenty-five?
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
I don't understand why you are asking this question. What do you think it will be? Thirty? Forty-two?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Listen, we're flying among the stars, where flying eels attack out of midair, who even knows how anything works now?
21 Defeat 25 Enemies The wreck of the nautiloid teems with gravy scavvers and space guppies -- but now they've seen you! Battle the beasts!
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
You know, seeing actual space eels, I don't know how I ever thought those scavver things would be called space eels.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
I don't know. They're both kind of long and wiggly.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Yeah, but look how much WIGGLIER the space eel is. That's what you want out of an eel.
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
My request for an eel would be for it to attack less frequently, so we can complete our mission.
22 Defeat 25 Enemies You're close enough to reach the nautiloid, but you'll have to fight through that swarm of space eels and gray scavvers to make it in one piece!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
All right! We're in boarding distance. Everyone overboard.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Ah...maybe I'll just stay here.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Minsc, grab her. Farideh, this is for your own good.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
No, no, no --- AHHHHHHH!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
All right everyone. Get to work. Pry those panels up and stack them over there.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
This is the most demeaning thing I've ever been asked to do.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
I'll get some panels for you, Your Radiant Highness! I'm really good at this.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
Well, what a charming child you are! Thank you...what was your name again?
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Squiddly! Get away from there! Those are psurlons!
23 Collect 25 Ship Panels You can pry up panels from the ship's hull, but these psurlons suddenly swarm out of the wreckage!
24 Defeat 25 Enemies You're trying to get the panels you need but psurlons and space eels strike out at you from the shadows!
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
Hypothesis: The psurlons are the source of the destruction of the mind flayer ship.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
No, they work together, psurlons and mind flayers. These must be starving since the ship's wrecked. We'd better be careful as we salvage.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
Are you actually suggesting we enter the ship?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
We need to pay for those repairs somehow. I know a dohwar on the Rock of Bral who will take mind flayer ship components. Let's go.
Icon NPC Boo
Boo:
Squeak!
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
Look out! That psurlon is larger and cannier than the previous ones!
25 Defeat the Psurlon Leader The psurlon leader appears from a hole in the ship, ready to devour!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
If we're going to go down into the ship, we need to discuss a safety plan.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
Don't go into a mind flayer derelict seems like an excellent safety plan.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Don't worry, Your Radiant Highness! I'll protect you.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Squiddly, go stand next to Farideh and Havilar. I may not be an expert on spelljamming vessels, but given what we already know about mind flayer colonies and the vessels we've already been on, I think it's a fair assumption that below decks is going to be a maze. We need a plan for if we get separated. What if there are worse threats down below?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
There's not going to be anything worse than psurlons down below.
Icon Portrait MindFlayer
Mind Flayer Guard:
...Brains! So hungry!
26 Defeat 25 Enemies Mind flayers? The crew's alive -- and hungry! Protect yourselves!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
The ship's crew! Some of them are still alive! We should help them!
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
The main help they seem to want is to eat your brain. You should not give them that, it is necessary for your survival.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Yeah, doesn't seem like they packed enough brains for a long voyage. Don't let your guard down!
27 Defeat 25 Enemies The crew doesn't want your help -- they want to help themselves to your brains! Fight them off!
28 Collect 25 Swords Those mind flayers can't take you out if you take their swords! Collect the weapons!
29 Defeat 25 Enemies Quaggoths, mind flayers, and space eels all swoop in to take a piece of you! Cut them down!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Get down below! That has to be the last of them.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Wait! We still don't have an emergency plan!
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Just move before that mind flayer gets here!
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
It is too late for that.
30 Defeat the Mind Flayer To get into the nautiloid, you'll need to get past this mind flayer!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Wow, it's dark down here. I can hardly see a thing.
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
I agree. There should be more torches.
Icon NPC Boo
Boo:
Squeak!
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
I hardly think the aesthetic of the ship's design matters when we're talking about accessibility.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
Something...Something's moving over there!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Too small to be a mind flayer at least...We should be careful though...we don't...Get back! Intellect devourer!
31 Defeat 25 Enemies Intellect devourers scrabble out of the darkness toward you, followed by roaring quaggoths!
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
Hypothesis: This is what consumed the mind flayers' remaining supplies. Processing... Hypothesis rejected. Intellect devourer does not require sufficient mass to deplete statistically required stores.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
What?
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
They're too little to eat that much. Something bigger ate the brains.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
All the more reason to get finished with this salvage mission. Elaina, where are we heading?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Keep down the hallway. See if you can find the bridge.
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
I will carve a path through any monsters that attack!
32 Defeat 25 Enemies More terrible monsters peel from the shadows -- defend against those psurlons and intellect devourers!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Oh...I found the brains. Ugh.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Great. Let's pick them up.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
NO.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
We can bargain with the mind flayers if we have their food!
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
If they wanted to eat this food...why would they come after us?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Jarlaxle has a point. Grab the brains.
33 Collect 25 Brains These brains must be the remains of the mind flayers' stores! Get them from the intellect devourers and you might be able to reason with the mind flayers...if you find more.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Wait. Do you hear that?
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
That clicking noise? Yeah what is that?
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
More of the little running brains? ...No, their claws aren't that loud.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Quaggoths? They have gnarly toenails.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
It's fading now...What is that?
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
That is secondary to our current concerns! Enemies are incoming!
34 Defeat 25 Enemies What's that sound? Is it more intellect devourers? Is it more quaggoths? Is it psurlons? Or is it something else...
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
What's in here?
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Oh...it's the ceremorphosis chamber. This is where they make more mind flayers...by putting tadpoles in their victims' ears.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Don't think about it.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
I'm trying...
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
There's that clicking sound again. Is it coming from the machinery?
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
No...it's farther back...It's...Oh no!
35 Defeat the Neh-thalggu Out from the darkness, a skittering presages the appearance of the fearsome neh-thalggu! Fight for your lives!
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
Help! HELP!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Get your pincers off me!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
That thing took Xedalli and Elaina! We have to catch it! Come on!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Farideh! Don't run off! Who knows what's hiding in here!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Then you'd better keep up!
36 Defeat 25 Enemies Elaina and Xedalli have been dragged off by the neh-thalggu! Fight through these psurlons and scavvers to get after them!
37 Defeat 25 Enemies More psurlons and intellect devourers block the hallway! Keep fighting!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
I can hear it clicking...but where's it coming from?
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
Threat level decrease 15%.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
What? Why?
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
The screaming is not audible, so it is reasonable to assume the neh-thalggu is feeding.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
No! Try that door!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Uhhhhhh...owww.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Elaina! Are you all right? Where's Xedalli?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Dragged her off. Couldn't hold both of us.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Which way did it go?
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Can we talk about the headless pilot streaming glowing maggots?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
After...you get...my salvage. Ship...controls.
38 Collect 25 Ship Controls The neh-thalggu dropped Elaina -- and the bridge has the control parts she needs to fund the repairs! Gather them up!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
There! Now where did the neh-thalggu go.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
To eat Her Radiant Highness's brain, I assume. To your previous question, I'm guessing the githyanki were impatient about taking the spelljamming helm from the mind flayers. Don't touch the maggots.
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
This is an evil that cannot stand.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Well if it's that important to you to touch the maggots then you can deal with the consequences.
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
I mean the monster taking Xedalli! We must destroy it.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Agreed. It must have gone through that door.
39 Defeat 25 Enemies Glowing maggots crawl out of the pilot's body while gray scavvers fill the bridge blocking your way out! Cut them down!
40 Defeat the Night Scavver A night scavver forces its way into the nautiloid bridge! And you still have to save Xedalli!
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
I detect the clicking sound Farideh identified previously coming from beyond this door. We should increase our speed.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
I'm scared. This is way worse than going down to Skullport. What if she gets eaten?
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
Do not worry. We are heroes! We will protect you.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Yeah, stay close, Squiddly. And...if we say close your eyes, you should close your eyes.
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
WHY? WHAT MIGHT I SEE?
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
Um, well, Nordom says these don't eat ALL the parts soooo...Just close your eyes if we say so.
41 Defeat 25 Enemies Glowing maggots pour out of the open bridge door, attracting more gray scavvers! Fight back!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
This hallway is leading back up to the deck!
Icon Nordom
Nordom:
Correct. This is the direction of the clicking footsteps.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
Matron mothers, I hope this thing doesn't do better with room to move.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Less banter, more running. We have to catch up and this hall is full of monsters.
42 Defeat 25 Enemies Another hallway echoes with the nautiloid's clicking footsteps -- pursue the monster through the swarms of creatures!
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
Oh no! The hallway's blocked! Do we have to go around?
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
No, we go through!
43 Defeat 1 Ship Debris Debris fills the hallway between you and the hungry neh-thalggu -- hurry before Xedalli is eaten!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
We're up on the deck. Any sign of Xedalli?
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
There!
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
HELP! Get back! I don't want to die! HELP!
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
I can hit it from here!
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Look out! More intellect devourers!
44 Defeat 25 Enemies There's the neh-thalggu and Xedalli! But here's another pack of maggots and intellect devourers!
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
Oh please, oh please, oh please! I don't want to die! Get back!
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
HEY YA BIG BRAIN FLEA! LET'S DANCE!
Icon Portrait Squiddly
Squiddly:
...Oh that's a way cooler battle cry.
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
Hmmph. If you like vagueness and predictability in one I suppose.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Focus on the neh-thalggu! We need to get Xedalli away from it!
45 Defeat the Neh-thalggu Defeat the Neh-thalggu or Xedalli is its next meal! Let's go, ya big brain-flea!
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
[sobs] Oh thank you! Thank you! I thought it was going to eat me and no one would ever know what happened and... [sobs]
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
It's all right now. Can you walk?
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
No, I think it broke my leg--it hurts, it hurts.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
It's all right. You're safe.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Safe is relative. We need to get back to the Moondancer. Heal up her leg and let's go.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
I...didn't think you were coming back for me. I...I was awful to you. An enemy. You could have let it take me.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
No, we couldn't have. We don't do that. You...You're going through a lot and we don't have to like each other, but we also don't have to be enemies.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
...I am going through a lot, as you say. I suppose you are too.
Icon Farideh
Farideh:
Yeah, having your planet destroyed by an empire you didn't even know existed yesterday is a bit much.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
Well...if we aren't enemies, maybe I can help find a solution.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
While I appreciate the sentiment here, we've still got a space eel problem. So as you said before Farideh, less talking, more fighting.
46 Defeat 25 Enemies You have a moment to rest -- but only a moment! Space guppies and eels swim toward the Moondancer!
47 Defeat 25 Enemies The life of a spelljammer is full of swatting gray scavvers and space eels -- are you up for the task?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
All right, time for repairs. Grab a panel, grab a bucket of space tar, grab a hammer -- Hey! Put those hammers back!
Icon NPC Boo
Boo:
Squeak!
Icon Minsc
Minsc:
I have no idea what a space guppy does with a hammer, either. Perhaps they contain multitudes.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
What they don't do is fix my ship! Get those hammers back!
48 Collect 25 Hammers Time for repairs -- but those space guppies have taken off with your hammers! Get them back!
Xaryxis Portrait Flapjack
Flapjack:
That should do it! The air envelope is stable. Let's head for the Rock of Bral.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
The Rock of Bral will have a drydock we can repair in, and a lot more options for you to find solutions for your planet.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
I hear it's a very rough place.
Icon Jarlaxle
Jarlaxle:
I guarantee we've been to rougher.
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Well you can keep practicing on these nuisance creatures in the meantime.
49 Defeat 25 Enemies The Moondancer turns toward its destination: the Rock of Bral -- and into a cloud of Wildspace enemies!
Xaryxis Portrait Flapjack
Flapjack:
Incoming ship! Incoming ship!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
That's a reigar esthetic. What's it doing here?
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
An esthetic? It looks like a giant space jellyfish.
Xaryxis Portrait Xedalli
Xedalli:
They're sentient ships the reigar pilot.
Xaryxis Portrait Flapjack
Flapjack:
It's unpiloted! No one's answering! It's coming for us!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
If it's unpiloted it's coming on its own accord. Brace for attack!
50 Defeat the Esthetic The strange, jellyfish-like ship comes at you, and no pilot responds! Defend the Moondancer!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
That...is going to bite us later on.
Icon Havilar
Havilar:
The jellyfish?
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
The reigar. That ship belonged to someone. They're going to want it back.
Icon Celeste
Celeste:
Well then maybe they should have kept control of it!
Xaryxis Portrait ElenaSartell
Elaina:
Don't say that to a reigar. They're very unpleasant. But hopefully they're not at the Rock of Bral.
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