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Fast Food is one of the adventures in the campaign: Turn of Fortune's Wheel.
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Elude the Harmonium Peacekeepers while you try to stock up on rations and gear. | ||
| Requirement(s) |  Must have completed "Welcome to Sigil" | ||
| Objective(s) |  Complete Area 450
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| Restriction(s) |  No restrictions | ||
| Rewards(?) |  ×900  ×???
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Formation | 
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Variants[]
Chaos Theory[]
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Elude the Harmonium Peacekeepers with a group of chaotic lawbreakers! | |||
| Requirement(s) | Must have completed "Fast Food" | |||
| Objective(s) | Complete Area 500
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| Restriction(s) | You may only use Chaotic Champions. 1-2 additional Harmonium Peacekeepers spawn with each wave. They don't drop gold or count towards quest progress. | |||
| Rewards(?) | ×1000 ×???
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Formation |
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| Patron: Mirt | Complete Area 600
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 ×5.96e06  ×1.20e04
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| Patron: Vajra | Complete Area 625
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 ×9.42e06  ×1.31e04
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| Patron: Strahd | Complete Area 650
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 ×1.49e07  ×1.36e04
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| Patron: Zariel | Complete Area 675
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 ×2.35e07  ×1.48e04
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| Patron: Elminster | Complete Area 825
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 ×3.68e08  ×2.14e04
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Waves[]
| Type | Waves | Bosses | Favored By |
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| dummy_value | 0 | 0 | Warning - «dummy_value» should be replaced with a valid monster-type! (click this link for more info) Check the below list of supported monster-types[WL 1] |
| aberration | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 Imoen[WL 2], Lae'zel, Zorbu |
| beast | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 Imoen[WL 2], Jaheira[WL 2], Minsc[WL 2], Zorbu |
| demon | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 |
| fiend | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 Brother Uriah[WL 3], Ezmerelda[WL 4], Farideh[WL 5], Havilar[WL 6], Jaheira[WL 2], Reya, Turiel, Wyll |
| flying | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 |
| goblin | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 |
| goblinoid | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 |
| human | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 Dynaheir, Ezmerelda[WL 7], Jaheira[WL 2], Kalix, Minsc[WL 2], Zorbu |
| humanoid | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 Dynaheir, Ezmerelda[WL 7], Jaheira[WL 2], Kalix, Minsc[WL 2], Zorbu |
| monstrosity | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 Ezmerelda[WL 8], Imoen[WL 2], Minsc[WL 2] |
| ooze | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 Kalix[WL 9] |
| tiefling | 0 | 0 | Warning - Both Waves and Bosses values shouldn’t be set to 0 ! nihil×2 |
Please add all the missing waves definition (with "0 & 0" or no values in case you don’t know them…) based on in-game’s "ENEMY TYPES" data mentionned on adventure’s starting/choice screen, place them between the header & the footer lines (which should remain untouched), and keep the monster-type lines sorted alphabetically. Thanks! (click this link for more info)
- ↑ List of supported monster-types:
aarakocra ; aberration ; apparition ; armor-based ; astral elf ; bandit ; beast ; boss ; buffwolf ; bullywug ; celestial ; construct ; cultist ; darkling ; demon ; derro ; devil ; dinosaur ; dragon ; drow ; dwarf ; elemental ; elf ; fey ; fiend ; flying ; genasi ; giant ; giff ; gith ; githyanki ; glitch ; gnoll ; gnome ; goblin ; goblinoid ; grimlock ; grung ; hag ; half-elf ; half-orc ; halfling ; harengon ; hit-based ; hobgoblin ; human ; humanoid ; item ; kenku ; kobold ; kuo-toa ; lizardfolk ; lycanthrope ; melee ; mind flayer ; modron ; mongrelfolk ; monstrosity ; ogre ; ooze ; orc ; planescape ; plant ; quaggoth ; ranged ; red wizard ; relentless ; saurial ; seaspawn ; shadar-kai ; spawner ; stacked ; static ; summoner ; tabaxi ; tiefling ; troll ; undead ; uthgardt ; vampire ; vecna cultist ; warforged ; winter ; xanathar ; yuan-ti ; zhentarim(some others may be added in the future).
Copy the line with "dummy" as many times as required and replace the "dummy" type with the required one and fill the table with the right number of waves with monsters/bosses of the specified type.
Once done for all the monster-types present in the current adventure, remove the needless "dummy" line. - ↑ 2.00 2.01 2.02 2.03 2.04 2.05 2.06 2.07 2.08 2.09 2.10 Only one type of monsters for a given Champion depending on the chosen specialization.
- ↑ Only valid with Brother Uriah’s Book of Exalted Deeds specialization.
- ↑ Only valid with Ezmerelda’s Guide to Fiends Feat.
- ↑ Only valid with Farideh’s Pact with Lorcan specialization, and all boss enemies also count as demonic Fiends for the purposes of all abilities that care about such things.
- ↑ See details about Havilar’s special mechanics.
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 Only valid with Ezmerelda’s Guide to Humanoids Feat.
- ↑ Only valid with Ezmerelda’s Guide to Monstrosities Feat.
- ↑ Only valid with Kalix’s Hunt the Amorphous Feat.
Transcript[]
| Fast Food
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| Elude the Harmonium Peacekeepers while you try to stock up on rations and gear. | ||||||
| Area | Goal | Quests & Cinematics | ||||
 Wren: |
I have to ask, Morte. What happened between you and Mrs. Fox? | |||||
 Morte: |
We crossed paths a few decades ago, and I wasn't her 'cup of tea'. I may have made a poor joke here and there. She said if she ever saw me again, I'd never tell a joke ever again. | |||||
 Calliope: |
Ha! Yeah, probably a good idea to keep the two of you separated. | |||||
| 1 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Enough about me - take care of these cranium rats! | ||||
 Nayeli: |
Havilar, how have you felt since summoning that glaive? | |||||
 Havilar: |
Honestly? I've felt more complete - does that make sense? | |||||
Nayeli: |
It does. It does a lot, actually. Something has felt off since the Mortuary, but I don't know what it is. | |||||
Havilar: |
Really? But you've been fighting with expert skill. | |||||
Nayeli: |
It's not in combat. I don't know what it is. But I hope I find it soon... | |||||
| 2 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Sorry to break this up, but we've got some jerks to make into deaders! | ||||
| 3 | Defeat 1 Smashed Pile of Goods | UGH! Bandits! Clear this pile of goods, and let's get out of here! | ||||
| 4 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Oh good, cranium rats and intellect devourers are working together. Clear 'em out! | ||||
| 5 | Defeat the Sigil Rat Catcher | This rat catcher is happy about us stealing his work - don't get turned into deaders! | ||||
Wren: |
We should probably take a shortcut through the alleys. The streets have been getting us nowhere. | |||||
 Freely: |
Maybe we should try one of the streets above us - or is it across from us? I still don't get how this ring place works. | |||||
 Orkira: |
But it's kinda familiar, right? | |||||
Freely: |
It is! So weird. | |||||
 Harmonium Peacekeeper: |
Halt! You are wanted for crimes against the multiverse! Drop your weapons and submit! | |||||
Orkira: |
Does dropping components count? | |||||
Wren: |
What do we do? | |||||
Nayeli: |
Mrs. Fox said we shouldn't get caught - we need to run! | |||||
Morte: |
You don't have to tell me twice! Let's get out of here! | |||||
| 6 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Running! Why aren't you running?! Come on, we gotta get out of here! | ||||
Calliope: |
Morte, who are these guys? | |||||
Morte: |
Harmonium Peacekeepers. Let's just say they like the status quo and will use any means to keep it that way. Their goal is to bring peace to the multiverse. | |||||
Havilar: |
Oh, is that all? | |||||
Morte: |
Maybe this is like what Mrs. Fox said. Some people are going to know you all are glitches in the multiverse. That sounds like something the Harmonium would hate - so let's keep running! | |||||
| 7 | Defeat 25 Enemies | They're in the streets too! Clear 'em out and run! | ||||
| 8 | Defeat 25 Enemies | No time to grab anything - just fight and run! | ||||
| 9 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Okay, I think we gave 'em the slip. Let's just act casual by defeating these rats and mephits. | ||||
Freely: |
Oh hey! Another giant cranium rat! Maybe it will attack the Harmonium! | |||||
Havilar: |
Uh, it doesn't seem to mind them too much. And I don't like the way it's looking at us... | |||||
| 10 | Defeat the Giant Cranium Rat | Harmonium working with a giant cranium rat? Sure, why not?! Defeat 'em! | ||||
Orkira: |
Is it just me, or are we surrounded? | |||||
Morte: |
The temptation to fly away is VERY strong right now! | |||||
Nayeli: |
Look! A ladder! Everyone up - we'll try to lose them on the rooftops! | |||||
Orkira: |
Uh, are we sure this is a good idea? I don't know how I feel about heights. | |||||
Nayeli: |
Don't look down - we've got this. Come on, everyone! | |||||
| 11 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Oh no, a peacekeeper fell off the roof! ...Anyway, defeat the others! | ||||
Harmonium Peacekeepers: |
There is nowhere you can hide from us! We will find you! | |||||
| 12 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Mephits too?! Is everything trying to fight y'all? Fight back! | ||||
Harmonium Peacekeeper: |
This is your last chance! Throw down your weapons, and we'll take you in peacefully! | |||||
| 13 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Hard to believe it will be peaceful with those weapons they're sporting. Don't give up! | ||||
 Harmonium Captain: |
This has gone on long enough! Peacekeepers - kill any that give you resistance. Keep one alive if you can. | |||||
Orkira: |
We don't know who we are or what is going on! Can't you just let us go? | |||||
Harmonium Captain: |
For the stability of the multiverse, we can not let you escape. And if that means death for you - so be it. | |||||
| 14 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Like I said, they aren't great. Deal with these enemies so we can keep going! | ||||
Harmonium Captain: |
I'm not going to lie - I'm going to enjoy this. Each of you poses an unknowable danger to the multiverse. And I will save it from you. | |||||
Orkira: |
It sounds noble, but also evil at the same time? How does that work? | |||||
Nayeli: |
It's because he's just pretending to be a hero. He's not doing this because he thinks it will save the multiverse. He's doing this because he likes it. | |||||
Harmonium Captain: |
How dare! ATTACK! Kill them! | |||||
| 15 | Defeat the Harmonium Captain | Seems like a reasonable guy. Reasonable for demons that is - get rid of this guy! | ||||
Morte: |
All right -- looks like we're clear. For now. We need to figure out what to do next. Wren, any ideas? | |||||
Wren: |
What? Me? Oh, uh, we're near the Face of Gith. Maybe we can lay low there for a little while? | |||||
Morte: |
Great idea! Let’s get moving. | |||||
| 16 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Y'all handled those peacekeepers like pros! Keep up the good fighting! | ||||
Calliope: |
Everything okay, Wren? You've seemed off since the rooftops. | |||||
Wren: |
Huh? Oh, I'm fine. It's nothing. | |||||
Calliope: |
Doesn't seem like nothing. You can tell me - who knows, we might get amnesia again, and I won't even remember! | |||||
Wren: |
Ha, that's fair. It's just... Everyone kinda named me de facto leader, and I was enjoying that. And then, as soon as the pressure was really on – I locked up. If it weren't for Nayeli's quick thinking, we might not have made it... | |||||
| 17 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Excuse me real quick - there are some things to make into deaders, if you can pause your talk. | ||||
Calliope: |
Maybe you should talk to Nayeli about that? | |||||
Wren: |
No, it's fine. It sounds childish. Besides, there doesn't have to be a 'leader'. Come on, let's keep moving. | |||||
| 18 | Collect 25 Modron Pieces | Modron pieces! That's what we need! Don't ask questions - just grab ‘em! | ||||
 Succubus: |
Oh, come on, I heard this place was cool. | |||||
 Ezmerath: |
You heard wrong! This place is quiet. And stuffy! You and your friends are ruining this place. | |||||
Wren: |
Hey, Ezmerath, seems like you need some help again? | |||||
Ezmerath: |
Of course, you all are back. I'm starting to think you're sending fiends this way just to clear them out and look like heroes. | |||||
Succubus: |
Aw, do you all think you're a bunch of heroes? Look like a bunch of zeroes if you ask me. | |||||
Morte: |
Hey, you're just lucky they have amnesia, and they're just hearing that insult for the first time. | |||||
Wren: |
Clear 'em out, and we get free drinks? | |||||
Ezmerath: |
Ugh, fine. | |||||
| 19 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Maybe the answer is changing the tavern to an Avernus theme? Oh well, take out these enemies! | ||||
Succubus: |
[Scoffs] You hero types are always so annoying. It's like you don’t enjoy fun at all. | |||||
Calliope: |
I think we have different definitions of fun. | |||||
Succubus: |
Sorry, I'll rephrase - your hero definition of fun is annoying. But, at least I'll get to make my own fun out of your corpses! | |||||
| 20 | Defeat the Succubus | I dated a succubus once - I mean, never mind! Defeat her! | ||||
Nayeli: |
Can I admit something embarrassing to you? | |||||
Calliope: |
Of course! | |||||
Nayeli: |
Earlier, I felt like something was missing - like Havilar with her weapon. But, after the rooftops, I've felt so much more confident. Like I made a connection with who I am. | |||||
Calliope: |
Do you think it had to do with the heights? Maybe you're a thrill seeker! | |||||
Nayeli: |
No, what? No. I think it was from making and executing a plan. I think my true self is a tactician. | |||||
Calliope: |
So, like, a leader? | |||||
Nayeli: |
Something like that. | |||||
Calliope: |
Oh boy. | |||||
| 21 | Defeat 25 Enemies | The githyanki are back, and they're not happy! Deal with 'em! | ||||
| 22 | Defeat 25 Enemies | I feel like this place is more chaotic than Ezmerath lets on. Defeat the githyanki! | ||||
 Farrow: |
Are you the ones the Harmonium were chasing? | |||||
Havilar: |
Uh, no - nope, not us. Don't know what you're talking about! | |||||
Farrow: |
My name is Farrow. My employer would like to speak with you. I'm here to get you out of the Lower Ward. | |||||
Havilar: |
Why didn't you start with that! Y'all, this nice shadar-kai is going to help us get out of here! | |||||
Nayeli: |
Your employer wants you to bring us to them, and they're going to help us with our 'multiverse problem', but you won't tell us who they are or why we should believe you? Is that all correct? | |||||
Farrow: |
Not all of it - you should believe me because I'm your best chance of getting out of this ward that doesn't involve the Harmonium. | |||||
Orkira: |
They make a good point. | |||||
Nayeli: |
This just feels too convenient... | |||||
Wren: |
Let's do it. | |||||
Nayeli: |
What? | |||||
Wren: |
I said, let's do it. I think we should follow Farrow and meet their employer. It's really our only option. | |||||
Farrow: |
Perfect - follow me to the sewers! | |||||
| 23 | Collect 25 Bandit Masks | Follow a shadar-kai into the sewers? Sure! Why not?! But defeat these bandits first. | ||||
| 24 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Dang, these bandits really want to rob you! Show 'em who they're messing with! | ||||
| 25 | Defeat the Shifty Bandit Thief | That bandit thief... there's something... shifty about him... Oh well, defeat him! | ||||
Farrow: |
Plug your nose if you can - this place has every worst smell from across the multiverse. Don't touch the water. Unless you want a second, evil head. | |||||
| 26 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Ah, the places you go on adventures. Turn these oozes into deaders while I try to plug my nose holes. | ||||
| 27 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Ochre jellies? I thought that was... never mind - turn ‘em into puddles! | ||||
| 28 | Collect 25 Ooze Stuff | Hey, so that ooze goes for a lot of coin... By that, I mean grab some! | ||||
| 29 | Defeat 25 Enemies | You've got a little ooze on your... don't worry about it - keep fighting! | ||||
| 30 | Defeat the Black Pudding | There are too many oozes around here - do something about that! | ||||
Nayeli: |
Do you really think this is a good idea? | |||||
Wren: |
What? You mean following Farrow? | |||||
Nayeli: |
Yes. They could be leading us directly into a trap, and we're just going along with it. | |||||
Wren: |
I... What was your plan? | |||||
Nayeli: |
What? | |||||
Wren: |
If I made the wrong choice, what was the correct one? | |||||
Nayeli: |
That's not what I meant - | |||||
Morte: |
Hey, more oozes! More fighting, less talking! | |||||
| 31 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Weird time to talk, but whatever - deal with these oozes! | ||||
| 32 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Oh, lovely - more sewer creature. Hopefully, these are less sticky. Get fighting! | ||||
| 33 | Collect 25 Webs | Clear out these webs before more ettercaps know we're here! | ||||
Nayeli: |
Wren, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make it sound the way it did. I... I think before all this happened, I was a tactician, and there is this nearly constant urge to make plans and help the team out as best I can. I think that just got the better of me. The old me knew how to be a leader, but I'm not there yet. | |||||
Wren: |
Oh, wow. Thank you for telling me that. Honestly, ever since someone said they just assumed I was the leader, it just felt right? I don't know if that's what the old me was like. | |||||
Nayeli: |
I completely understand that. And I don't think this was a bad idea. But we should be on our guard. | |||||
Wren: |
Absolutely. | |||||
| 34 | Defeat 25 Enemies | That's sweet - now fight for your lives! | ||||
| 35 | Defeat the Gelatinous Cube | More ooze?! This can't be good for Sigil - take care of it! | ||||
Farrow: |
All right - just a bit further now. We're going to have to sneak by some goblins and cakers. The goblins aren't bad, but we should avoid the cakers at all costs. | |||||
Orkira: |
Cakers? | |||||
Farrow: |
They've lost their minds and now try to turn anything living into a cake. | |||||
Orkira: |
That... makes me sad on a lot of levels... | |||||
| 36 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Why is everything so sticky down here?! Clean it up! | ||||
| 37 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Never thought I'd miss the Mortuary, but here we are. Make some deaders to put me at ease. | ||||
| 38 | Collect 25 Goblin Trinkets | We could use those trinkets as distractions! Pick 'em up! | ||||
| 39 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Do those goblins realize they're working with mimics? Eh, make some deaders out of 'em! | ||||
 Goblin Butcher: |
Oy! You all are trespassing! Give me one reason I shouldn't gut you. | |||||
Freely: |
Because on the scale of things we have fought today, you really aren't that imposing? | |||||
Goblin Butcher: |
Shut up! I'm plenty imposing! And I run things around here, so if I tell these goblins to kill you, they'll do it! | |||||
Nayeli: |
Hmm, sounds like a bad leader to me. | |||||
Wren: |
You hate to see it. Oh well, guess we'll have to kick your butts! | |||||
| 40 | Defeat the Goblin Butcher | Big talk from such a little creature. Show 'em who they're messing with! | ||||
 Gertrube: |
What do we have here?! | |||||
Farrow: |
Lady take them - we've been spotted. | |||||
Gertrube: |
Cancel the grocery trip, boys! Fresh ingredients just came to us! Get 'em! | |||||
| 41 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Cakers are bad news! Don't let them corner you - attack! | ||||
Farrow: |
They've got the exits covered! We're surrounded. | |||||
Nayeli: |
Don't lose hope! We've got this! | |||||
Gertrube: |
If by 'this' you mean an impending appointment with an oven - you're right! | |||||
| 42 | Defeat 25 Enemies | You know, I'd make a terrible cake - too crunchy. Take out these cakers quick! | ||||
| 43 | Defeat 1 Fungal Growth | Now they're bringing mushrooms into this?! That's terrible for cakes - destroy them! | ||||
| 44 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Uh, this isn't looking good! You better do something - and fast! | ||||
Gertrube: |
Now! Close them in! HAHA! You're ours now! | |||||
Orkira: |
Uh, things aren't looking great! Any ideas? | |||||
Wren: |
Nayeli? | |||||
Nayeli: |
I was hoping you had something... | |||||
Gertrube: |
Now! | |||||
Nayeli: |
Together? | |||||
Wren: |
Together! Everyone attack! | |||||
Gertrube: |
What?! How did you - never mind! Get them NOW! | |||||
| 45 | Defeat the Gertrube | This is your chance! Give 'em everything you've got! | ||||
| 46 | Defeat 25 Enemies | A few stragglers - clean these cakers up! | ||||
Calliope: |
You know, you two make great leaders. | |||||
Wren: |
Why don't we do that? We can both be leaders. | |||||
Nayeli: |
I like that! Well, as long as that's all right with everyone else. | |||||
Freely: |
Honestly, with everything going on, the rest of us are happy to not have to come up with plans. | |||||
Orkira: |
Unless it has to do with fire. I think that's my thing. But yeah, that works for me! | |||||
Havilar: |
I'll be honest, I don't think I like the idea of 'plans'. But I'll go along with them for the two of you. | |||||
| 47 | Defeat 25 Enemies | Glad that's decided, and no, I didn't want a say in it. Now, take care of these enemies! | ||||
| 48 | Collect 25 Ochre Jelly Jar | Oh! More jelly samples! Get as many as you can! | ||||
Wren: |
So, Farrow, can you tell us anything about who we're going to meet? | |||||
Farrow: |
I am under strict instructions not to reveal anything about my employer. All I can say is that she understands what's happening with the five of you and wants to help. | |||||
Orkira: |
She? | |||||
Farrow: |
I've said too much. Come on, we're almost there. | |||||
| 49 | Defeat 25 Enemies | This sounds totally legitimate and not at all worrisome. Take out some oozes to get your mind off it! | ||||
| 50 | Defeat the Elder Oblex | WHOA, that's terrifying! Defeat it! Defeat it now! | ||||
Farrow: |
Here we are. Welcome to Fortune's Wheel! | |||||
| Previous: Welcome to Sigil | Next: The Fortune's Wheel | |||||
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